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  1. Woolie

    Get What You Pay For

    I'm getting pretty annoyed with people asking me... "Could you make me a site for free? I'll put your ads on it!" No, I don't want to make you a site, nor do I want my ads placed all over it. However this time, I said yes, and made this guy a free website. Unfortunately, he wasn't that...
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    Woolie's World V9 is up!

    The long awaited arrival of Woolie's World V9 has prompted me to release it early. Although there may be a few things broken with it at the moment, they will be ironed out in the next few days/weeks. Tell me what you think. Clicky here
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    Keyboard Sleep Button - BURN IT!

    I have always found the sleep button to be the most annoying button on a keyboard, always managing to hit it at the worst possible time. So... I thought I'd melt it off. Clicky here
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    Paint Goes Crazy

    During a "Sharing Session", due to the super speedy amazing fast connection of mine, paint was having a little lag attack... Thought it was quite humorous so I took a video :) Clicky Here
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    Preventing SQL Injections with PHP

    Thought I'd write up an article explaining the risks of SQL injections and how to prevent them. Useful if you're developing database driven applications. Clicky Here
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    Humorous Contextual Adverts

    A few members have notified me of some funny contextual adverts that they found whilst browsing my site. I thought I'd share them, its Clicksor if anyone is interested. Clicky Here
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    MySpace Song

    Well I had a whole day to do nothing today, so I re-wrote and recorded the song Always by Bon Jovi to basically take the piss out of MySpace users. Excuse the spacko singing, but I wasn't exactly going to hire someone. A few people have been interested and yes, I'm playing everything, the...
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    Database Abstraction with ADODB

    The use of abstraction layers is a controversial topic among PHP users. There are reasons why people use them, and likewise why they don’t. In this article I will be going through the advantages and disadvantages of using the ADODB database abstraction layer. I'm biased in it’s favour but I will...
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    Fireforce 1 Crash - Jet Propelled Funny Car In Flames

    The jet propelled funny car Fireforce 1 is no more after an unfortunate event at Santa Pod Raceway at the Flame & Thunder event 2006. Click here to see more. Click Here to Digg it.
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    New CSS WordPress Layout

    Took a couple of days to get done, and is based on Blue (strangly enough). Click Here
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    Scary Face!

    See how many times you can watch this video through! This was made while attempting to record a "video blog". Unfortunately, the sheer strangeness of recording yourself talking to a computer got the better of me. Click here to see the video. If any of you are feeling very kind, could you...
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    James Blunt

    For my next video, another rather random thing to do: replicate a James Blunt "song" in my garden. Oh, I don't actually like James Blunt, this is a spoof type thing, although you'd have to be in the right sort of mood to find it funny. Anyway, have a look. I'm "Woolie" on the right of the screen...
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    Compressed-Gas Air Dusters

    Well, me being a bit strange, I think its a great idea to go around putting dusters in coke and so on. So I thought I'd video it. Oh, and before anyone says it, yes I have two 2l bottles of diet coke, and 3 packets of mentos just sitting by me for my next video. Anyway, have a watch. Clicky here!!!
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    New CSS/XHTML Blog Layout!

    After a few long nights (early mornings), I've finnaly finished a new layout to release to the WordPress community. Before I do so, however, I was wondering if any of you would use it if you saw it on a template list? By this, I'm not meaning that you actually use it, but would it appeal to you...
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    How to be an “über” Web Designer

    Well, I tend to be the one that has a moan at things, and so not to break the reputation, have a read of my latest blog post.... Comment if you wish :hsdance: Click Here Edit: For some reason... Its dedcided to go walkabouts, so here it is.... Well, this is my first rant... I think it's...
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    [REQ] SQL Injection Prevention

    Hi everyone, I've just started a new site, and have been playing around with dynamically generated URLs, querying the database using WHERE. I know from previous experience that this makes my site vulnerable to SQL injections. The thing is, I'm pretty new to PHP and don't really understand how I...
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    Beginner Photoshop Web Layout

    This tutorial took me about 2 days. I still have to write parts 2 and 3. It's very detailed and not made for people who already know Photoshop, it will just annoy you with the extra details :naughty:. Click here.
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    How to Write Like A W****r

    I came accross this the other day. Here's the origional link. I apoligize for the bad languague but its used an appropriate fashion :hsdance: 1. Structure. Just as every house needs a foundation, every brilliantly immature net text is built on a strong structure of ignorance, sloth, and...
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    Expanding Container [Photoshop, Dreamweaver]

    It's about time there was a VERY detailed expanding content box tutorial for the "beginners" amongst us. I remember it took me a while to find a good tutorial on how to do this. So i thought I'd write one. If you find a mistake, please let me know so I can change it. Off to go submit it...
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    Ratings Please

    Just finished skinning the forums and making the booking form for my latest client's website. So I thought I'd show it off, and where better than x10 of course. It's my first attempt at skinning any kind of forums so if you find any errors in them let me know please. And don't say "using phpBB...
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