Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but there's a power cut.

I wish that Pidgin didn't have a massive memory leak.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but you get attacked by a flock of evil pigeons, who peck out your eyes.

I wish that the next post will be long and exciting.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Not granted.

I wish for food.

 

[mattura]

Awww, spoil sport! You get a solitary chick pea

I wish that alexandergruntz writes a more interesting wish next time

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's only interesting to me.

I wish that the ADKs were scrapped tomorrow.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but tomorrow never comes...

I wish that you didn't have to wait 30 seconds between posts if you were a long-established old x10 sweat

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, not you have to wait 60 seconds!

.sdrawkcab levart dluow emit taht hsiw I

 

[mattura]

Granted, but only for 1 millisecond.

I wish that I had a real anime character as a slave

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but she can't lift anything.

I wish that I had LEGO rail wheels.

 

[nishan]

granted, but u don't have rails
I wish for a holiday tomorrow

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, it's called Good Friday (tomorrow's Friday)

I wish that my new watch arrived.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but it has all the numbers on backwards.

(re the last, she wouldn't have to lift anything...wink wink)

I wish that lego didn't get mentioned again in this thread

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you just did.

(Think about it. )

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

 

[mattura]

Granted, you now know what to wish for, only you don't have the energy to type it out here

I wish for a purple medicine ball

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's blue.

I wish for more LEGO pieces.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but they are in pieces, very small pieces, ie dust.

I wish for a distortion

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, the view on your world is distorted.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

 

[mattura]

Granted, you are corrupted in every imaginable way...yes, even that way...and that way...no, not that way - that's just silly

I wish I hadn't had that thought *shudder*...

 

[alexandgruntz]

(Thanks for granting my wish, without it being corrupted - but that makes it corrupted - but now it's not, so it is...)

Granted, you think about p0rn.

I wish that I had more time.

 

[mattura]

lol p0rn! Much better!

Granted, but you don't have any more time for anything you enjoy...

I wish for a balloon