Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's filled with helium and you let it go.

I wish that Sony Vegas would read this one hour MP4 I have.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but Sony decide to DRM everything so you can only access it when using a Sony device, in a Sony room, on a Sony Day

I wish that healthy food was tastier!

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but unhealthy food tastes even better.

I wish that the credit system didn't show an unreasonable amount of credits (16446.2349999997).

 

[mattura]

Granted, but your eyes refuse to see it the correct way, causing you to think that it shows it unreasonably

I wish that my fingers weren't freezing

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, instead they melt.

I wish that I could pause the radio.

 

[mattura]

Granted, you can, but whenever you do, you are paused yourself, leading to no benefit whatsoever

I wish that I didn't think of so many paradoxes

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but that in itself is a paradox (somehow).

I wish that Farmville didn't send me any email (when I never played it!)

 

[mattura]

Granted, but Farmwille, the hacked indie alternative now sends you five emails per day.

I wish it didn't hurt...

 

[nuwanpra]

Granted. Now those 5 mails coming to you.....

I wish to have some credits in my score.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's only one more credit than you've got now.

I wish that I had more cash.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but you have less in the bank...

I wish that I could keep my secret

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but someone else blurts it out.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school.

 

[mattura]

granted, but the reason is that you got ill...

I wish that I hadn't eaten so many cookies...

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you get sick.

I wish that I had one of those refill machines that McDonalds have.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but it is always empty

I wish that I could split myself into two people and therefore be able to be in 2 different places at once

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but one half is dead.

I wish that PHP wasn't so fussy.

 

[mattura]

Granted (really? I consider it pretty loose)

I wish I had a delicious watermelon and nothing to prevent me from consuming it

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you die before you get to eat it. (One missing semicolon on the end of the line and it refuses to work. Being a Visual Basic.NET programmer I often forget.)

I wish that I didn't have a paper run.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but instead you have to learn ADA (trust me, that is much more anal, php doesn't care much about types...)

I wish I was drunk

 

[jasnk]

granted but before you can slur one sentence you become sober.

i wish that the speed limit was rasied on the highway