Forum Fight

[Fahad]

And I use it as a blade to decapitate Max1337

 

[IonCannon218]

*jumps in a F-22*
I blast everyone with mah F-22

 

[ichwar]

I lie in wait for bnex until he comes down to refuel and then I blow him up so high that he'll never come down

 

[IonCannon218]

I refuel on the ground? NEVER!
I do air-to-air refueling and reloading!

*falls into ichwar's ambush but counters by blowing up ichwar to bits*

 

[ichwar]

but when you blow my up, you only blow me up into the sky, and as I fall, I catch onto the wing of your plane and I hijack it, sending you hurtling earthwards, whilst I take possesion of the plane and soar out of reach of any ground based misel.

 

[Fahad]

But I'm not ground based, am I?

I fly up to ichwar, blow him out of the sky, and blast into space in a rocket, where missiles don't work, and there's no oxygen for an explosive.

 

[ichwar]

but, I sent a missile up after fahad (missiles do work in space) and I blast him and his rocket into nowhere.

 

[Fahad]

No gravity for it to hit the target correctly.
I'm still in an undamaged craft then, so I come back through the atmosphere, open fire on ichwar, and come back to the safety of neptune.

 

[ichwar]

but the gravity of neptune overpowers fahad's craft and sucks it in and it gets burned up in the core of neptune.

 

[Fahad]

I survive, and I'm now in the impenetrable core of Neptune, and I've got a natural resistance to it. I add rockets, boosters, and missiles (all powered by the heat), and use this as my craft.

I fly into the atmosphere of that pathetic 'Earth' thing, and open fire on all it's inhabitants.

 

[ichwar]

but the ozone in earth's atmosphere neutralizes the gasses in neptune and causes it to shrivel up and you are exposed to earth's rockets

 

[Fahad]

Earth doesn't have rockets.
I burrow into the core of the earth (I have a natural resistance to heat developed on Neptune), sabotage it to explode, and run to the relative safety of Mars, where I team up with the little green guys

 

[ichwar]

but when earth explodes, a big chunk of it hits mars and totally obliviates it and pulverizes everyone on it.

 

[Fahad]

We're both dead then.

Sounds fair *shrugs*

 

[ichwar]

yes, but then I come back to life.

 

[Fahad]

And so do I.

 

[ichwar]

but my Tux in the avatar kills you

 

[Fahad]

And you are stabbed by the F in mine.

 

[ichwar]

but I have a force field around me, so the F doesn't hurt me.

 

[Fahad]

And the Tux didn't hurt me anyway.
It's a stupid PENGUIN!