Forum Game <Wish>

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. Those smilies eat your hatefulness.

I wish that I can have some pizza.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it has poison toppings.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[Smith6612]

You get smores.

I wish for nothing.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get nothing.

I wish that someone on here gets owned.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish not granted. You get owned in Halo since you are on blue team, and got shot in the head by a tank missile that shoots nukes.

I wish that blue team had more AFKs

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but so does the red team.

I wish that I could have a custom member title. (I wanted "No, this is Patrick.")

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but you have to wait until you are a staff member.

I wish that I would have signed up for Staff earlier.

 

[IonCannon218]

ERROR: Wish not grantable. Please try again later.

I wish I could get my own real server. (the best there is)

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. It's an Octacore server running Windows Server 2008 and CentOS. It has 8GB of RAM and 3TB of space, but it is very expensive to run and to pay for and no datacenter will Co-locate it for you and you have to buy yourself a 1Gbps fiber optic line to make good use of it.

I wish that I would set up my own game server for Halo.

 

[IonCannon218]

Wish granted. Your Halo server is on a x10hosting server.

I wish I had a nice laptop.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but nice in 1998.

I wish that Office 2007 Home and Student could be used on more than 3 computers.

 

[IonCannon218]

Not granted, because of microsoft.

I wish for nothing. (can't think of anything)

 

[fempower]

Granted, but you get a black hole.

I wish for 1000 pristine acres of land.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but those 1,000 acres turn into a mud slide since it was on a mountain and it is all mud now.

I wish for lots of money.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, you get ZB$10,000,000. It sounds like a lot of money, but it's only worth about ten Kiwi cents.

I wish that the camera I got for $5 saved pictures to the SD card.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but the pictures are to big for the SD card.

I wish that I can has an OC-268.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's an OC-267.

I wish that our tablet PC wasn't stolen.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. Your gaming computer is stolen.

I wish that I didn't have summer reading to finish.

 

[IonCannon218]

Granted but you get a zero for your summer reading grade. (don't be lazy!)

I wish BPE wasn't required for graduation.

 

[alexandgruntz]

(Smith6612: I don't have a gaming computer.)

Granted, but CQF is.

I wish that Twinkie didn't say that my signature is offensive.