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The 11th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?' 'Well, husband # 1 was...

I ban freemle1 for not being ON TOPIC! (you're supposed to ban the person above you)

freeemle1 --> freemules!!

I kill freemble1 with a eight ball (pool or billards). I threw it and it hit freemble1 in the head.

Linux!

Well, I'm supposed to be doing Flash stuff in class in school. I'm just taking a break from it. I doubt my teacher will take that.

I started school this Monday.

i need a cPanel/FTP password reset please. my cPanel username is bnex10

My home server doesn't give me problems.

I fixed this before, but my account got terminated and I didn't have a backup. I can't remember how I fixed http://kmhsasl.us.to

I kill Mitch with a grenade.

I can't remember...

I need staff to reset my account password for cPanel and FTP.

What is the max memory limit allowed for PHP intermediate version? I think that's the problem for my site not working right, since I noticed it uses about 5MB on the index. EDIT: Also, what's the limit for PHP advanced?

I have Ubuntu 8.04 on a Compaq with 2.7GHz Celeron and 1GB of RAM. And Ubuntu 7.10 on a really old PC with a 550MHz Pentium 3 and 256MB of RAM. I use that old pc for a small server that I can screw around with without pissing off other people. :biggrin: I have used Ubuntu since it was 7.04...

I'm near-sighted and have glasses and I'm thinking about getting contacts. I prefer to have my glasses off when I'm looking at close up things. When i let my eyes relax on close up things when my glasses is off, I can see it clearly, but with my glasses on, it's blurry.

Like with PHP?

I live in Georgia. So I'm not close to anything. :sad: Unless I happen to be in the area ;)

I want to make a cron that will do a full backup every week. I don't know what command I should use.