Because a Wii emulator is against the law, I'm not going to post it here.
However, a quick search of Google will help you find it. It has to do with an animal.
Look at the button compared to the whole thing. A touch computer with $500 equiped with e-reading. It's just like a netbook, without the keyboard, more expensive and touching.
Windows XP. Although it doesn't have that much protection against viruses, it has much less problems then Windows Vista and has more Internet speed than Windows 7.