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Granted, it switches into random time zones randomly. I wish for a fish on my dish.

Granted, but after you eat them you realize you have herpes. I wish for a fish on my dish.

I ban you for eating Cool Hwhip.

I ban you. And then you get herpes.

I ban Smith6612 for NOT being a moderator.

Granted, you're dead. I wish for a fish on my dish.

You get Cream of Chicken soup. Except the chickens have avian influenza. I wish for a fish on my dish.

I ban Smith6612 (with an apology for the name :D) for having an unprofessional signature.

You get cookies. Infected with Salmonella. I wish for a fish on my dish.

Granted. And then you get a computer with Vista. I wish for a fish on my dish.

Yes, both "g" and "gm" is an appropriate abbreviation for grams. 721 gm 1.58953 lb 0.113538 st 0.721 kg Any other local metric I'm missing?

I ban Alex Mac for stealing my already unfunny joke.

I ban VerbSite for going out of order. D:<

I ban Smithnumbers for protecting communists!

I ban Nexhunter for BEING A COMMUNIST.

Make sure it comes with a spell checker...

My consolations to whomever has to root through those questions - you will be sorely missed.

It should be vice versa, just because Macs are horrible. I'd actually laugh because they might have a chance at being accurate. PCs can do every last thing Macs can do and it's not only for autistics.

Congratulations on the most painfully eye-burning font on the first page at the moment.

If the questions come from users then you can bet the first question will be "CAN U UNSPND MY ACCNT????". And the second one. And the third one.