Well, that's probably the dead on reason why you don't have any. Plus living in the country can be a pain. I'm in a semi-rural area, but we're becoming closer to sub-urban since loads of development is going on here.
I have loads of real life friends even though I spend all my time online, and I'm usually playing some of the most hardcore FPS games online in the max graphics possible, or Assassin's Creed :)
I've actually been online so much since I never shut my PCs/Internet off, IM and Steam has been online for over a year now straight, and for forums, whenever I have auto-reload enabled since Firefox is usually open all the time as well :D
I'm always online, so it's very hard to beat me in online time :D. Most of the time though I'm gaming so I either prevented my browser from auto-reloading it, or I just oddly closed it.
I drive up on top of the hill with a very expensive car, and gives catz154 the car. Now since the car is better than the hill, he drives off and I claim the hill :D
Hehe, that's a nasty kill. I know... I will kill you with Server Downtime! That way, CuteFTP will not be able to create me, upload me and delete me :D. Also, I'm on the server Absolut, so that's a fakie you're uploading :P