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Yes, but you then forfeit the prize for over-using your favourite emoticon

Does "Do ducks like water" answer it for you?

But I had rubbed on some anti-bashing cream just before you got me, so I was resistant. Then I put some really sharp paper in your origami stock, so that when you return to your hobby of origami, you get so many paper cuts that all the blood drains out of you.

I ban you for posting all over the forum, & making it hard to keep up.

That's me out then!

Words up mixing you are?

I hold up a big sign saying "Peace & Love" & start signing & chanting that we should stop all this needless killing & bloodshed. I then bash you repeatedly about the head with the sign, until you are no more.

Are you now offering me a Topic?

You get lot's of little zen-r's, dispensed with the coffees. We insert an angry letter of complaint.

Vps.

You get sucked in as well. I can't insert anything, because I'm still inside the machine. Help!

Yes, but don't tempt me! I guess someone who wishes they'd chosen a different username when they signed up.

"To be or not to be, that is the question"..............isn't it?

Hehe. Google loves beta's. Their Gmail has been out for years now, but that's still in beta!

Ichwar will just use a proxy. He always finds a way of getting through. He's been banned hundreds of times over here, but he still keeps coming back for more! ;)

I ban you for banning yourself & trying to deny me the pleasure of doing it.

Reputation.

zenr is dead, but zen-r is still alive! I go running with Twinkie to keep fit, but at just the right moment I distract him & he runs right into that sign in his sig with sharp edges - cutting him in 2. I put a sheet over the motionless corpses of Twinkie1 & Twinkie2, & quietly walk away.

You get a machine which no-one can use because it jammed up with Twinkie's fat a$$ ! I insert a plunger, & start pumping on it.

Banned for not forcing your friend to get broadband!