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Ah cute. At least I assume they are. That set of weighing scales is displaying grams & not kilograms isn't it?!!! My favourite lizards are chameleons - they have such fascinating features such as separately mobile eyes, colour changing ability, super-fast & long tongues etc. But your geckos...

Lol. I think we've found the source of that infection! By the way, if you want to get revenge on the pool owners: - next time you go back, leave a chocolate Mars bar floating in the water. A sure-fire way to get everyone out of the water in a hurry. :naughty: Please click my Reputation button...

Luckily another famous professor turns up & proves that it's impossible for me to vanish into thin air, so I suddenly reappear. I then snitch on you to Santa, who's so annoyed that you didn't believe in all his magic that he gets Rudolf to lance you with his antlers.

Perhaps I should have mentioned that the other wish on my list which Santa granted was to make me alive again, should I ever die! Forever more! So there! Nah! I then release to market my own strawberries trademarked "Wonderful Strawberries". You're so upset that you can't use the term to...

In which post in this thread did you ask that?

If I said "Yes, you need to" do you know what question it would be answering?

But Santa comes down the fireplace just as you are doing this, & manages to read the pieces just before they burst into flames - because he's a very clever chappy. And since I've been a very good boy this year :naughty: he decides to carry out my wish & shoves you into his sack, before...

Nope. I guess someone who might inject Twinkie's site with malicious code so that next time ichwar goes there to wreak havoc with the site's counter, ichwar gets his machine pwned! :owned:

You get superb-winkie.com I insert the new 5gb/s USB 3.0

Do you also have fun sitting, watching the traffic lights changing all day?!

As they bounced off me, they shocked my heart back into life. I put "please kill ichwar" on my Christmas wish list, & wait for Santa.......

Then ichwar vomits out his intestines & drops dead on the spot. I'm disappointed, because I had hoped to be the one who kills him.

Would you like me to leave?

(BEWARE.......ichwar will soon be on my kill list. Watch this space...... ......it's just a matter of time..... ......are you getting nervous ichwar?)

Does this answer it?

(....poke out own eyes)

Banned because the other staff would thank me for banning you & I would probably receive a medal. :laugh:

(......wearing blindfold)

LOLMyonlybossisthetaxman&heprobablycan'treadanyway!

Aren't some things best left unsaid?