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I ban you because you keep spelling "were" wrongly. (And conveniently un-ban myself at the same time. :biggrin: )

Luckily we weren't in a room - we were outside - so the lions must have killed some innocent bystanders. Twinkie then catches Lion Flu from his over-grown kittens. He gets a runny nose, a strange craving for zebra, gets covered in boils, which then simultaneously erupt & all his skin falls off.

Please don't do it vigge_sWe.......... .........Let ichwar into your clan & he'll soon be launching a take-over bid, then plotting world domination.

Fortunately I was only teaching you Method Acting on how to play dead. When the class is over, I scalp you, tie your scalp to a length of string, & use it as a toy for kittens to play with.

Banned because I snuk back on just to get myself unbanned & hurl one back at you.

Hmmm? :dunno: Surely not me? :biggrin: I guess someone who's been spamming the Games threads since Dec 2008.

Should you be allowed back here now that Dazz has done such a good job replacing you?

Click the link at the bottom of the clan page.

Why should I care what colour text I use?

Banned for being so persistent in your posts that you've finally beaten me, & I have to go off & get some "real life" stuff done now!

Should you have used that capital letter in the middle of your sentence?

My skeleton enjoys eating anyway, so re-gaining those pounds over the next few posts shouldn't be a problem. I take Dazz to a Scottish butcher, who turns him into haggis. Fortunately, he looks good once gift-wrapped in a nice Christmas hamper.

Banned for pointing out my problem, but not providing me with a cure!

Are you playing tag with ichwar, so that there is always someone here to pummel me with stupid questions?

I wonder who you might be referring to? I guess someone who decided to kill a few minutes by spamming the Games threads.

Banned for 1) not reading far enough back to know what we're talking about. 2) developing an addiction for banning people (it's incurable, you know ;) )

I then reappear out of my own...... After taking a bath & scrubbing myself clean :eek4:, I place Dazz in a bath of battery acid, & watch him slowly dissolve.

Would I incriminate myself by answering that?

Does anyone really know? :dunno: I guess someone who can write out the formula for photosynthesis from memory.

Fortunately, I was one of those technological marvels that Dazz accidentally took back in time with him. I then destroy everyone on the planet except for me & a few dozen Miss World contestants. :)