It looked like I was dead, but I was merely taking a nice afternoon siesta, after enjoying the tasty strawberry feast.
I then kill ichwar with kindness. :)
You get a vending machine smart enough to know when best to jam up, keep your money, & give you nothing.
I re-insert Chocolate Flavoured Chicken, now with added vitamins.
Now we know the source of the last tornado in your area!
Congrats. Throw away your electric kettle. You have just invented the laptop water boiler. A cup of coffee now need never be more than an arm's length away.
The medusa falls in love with me & restores me to my former glory. I then make you explain the "An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar" joke,
which makes your head explode
Hehe.
No I didn't see that one, but I noticed something similar the other day on The Gadget Show. Gail Porter managed a quick dash across the surface - though I'd rather have seen her get a dunking!