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I ban alexandgruntz for being weird.

Lol :laugh: Might I suggest you start a clangers & out-takes section for the "best" queries (probably mostly by noobs) and/or witty replies (probably mostly by brow-beaten staff). I'm sure you've come across quite a few by now. It would make hilarious reading!

Annoyed by cows? Perhaps you should get out more? I'd have thought it might be just slightly more annoying for the cows, who have to put up with you guys firing bolts through their heads.

I ban alexandgruntz for causing me to pandiculate. (Sorry if I sound like a philosophunculist).

I ban baker86 for being meticulous.

You get daylight saving that started here last Sunday! I insert an artificial daylight bulb.

You get a repaired shackle & chain. I insert some super-glue to jam up the off-switch. Edit: I think he managed to pull the power cord! I insert the bet that alexandgruntz posts here in about 4hrs time.

I ban ichwar for being salubrious.

You get a "You lost the last bet" print-out. Hehe. (for the benefit of late readers, I pulled a fast-one here :) ) I insert a shackle & chain between ichwar & the vending machine.

I ban ichwar for having devious thoughts.

You get an x10 freeloader (me ;) ) I insert a bet that ichwar posts here next.

I officially alter the name "zen-r" in the above quote to "ichwar". And I add one more BANNED for good measure. Because......... it feels good.

Google it. It's been a book, tv series & film over here. A classic. I went camping with the author's sister (among other people) several years back. Sadly, he died in 2001.

I ban ichwar for not realising that I have some more catching up to do. Banned, banned, banned, banned & BANNED - and that's official also!

It's good that ichwar's getting better (he mentioned a sprained wrist a few days ago - it sounds like things got worse after that :happysad:)........ ........but now he must be BANNED. (& BANNED a couple of more times, just to catch up ;) )

I think you mean 42 ;) (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?)

Same here.

Yawn. Ever tried thinking for yourself, rather than quoting unquestioningly that which was written by others?

I ban ichwar for not doing his job : for having a few days off from posting in the games threads (it was quiet in here!)

Ah yes, on the General Settings tab. I'd not spotted that - thanks! (shame it doesn't go even longer, though :) )