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You get a template for vending hot steaming coffees. I insert the longest non-scientific word that you know.

I ban alexandgruntz for not realising that there is no life in schools - only lower life-forms.

You get a working sansa non-player. I insert a school field trip that went horribly wrong (as I earlier predicted!)

I ban ichwar for not realising that there is life outside of the outside.

Computer engineers' first response to someone telling them that their PC is faulty is "have you tried turning it off and on again/ restarting it?".

In honour of Brandon's new 4-wheeled mobility - http://forums.x10hosting.com/off-topic/95867-oh-yea.html - here are a few driving jokes ; WIFE: "I'm having trouble with the car. I think it has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I...

You get one thousand 1k images wrapped in cellophane, & the sound of a fruit machine win, as they all emerge. I insert IrfanView.

I ban alexandgruntz for not realising there is life outside of Firefox.

You get a nice chance to escape the daily grind. I insert the possibility that things could go horribly wrong.

I did understand that it was from the 1st 10 pages, but, OK, I wrongly assumed there were about 10 in your list. However many there are in your top list though, the rest of my points still stand. I agree that some templates can be just "bad" & worthy of exclusion, but it is very hard to...

You get an annoying tune you want to forget. I insert elevator music.

I ban ichwar because apparently there is life outside of x10forums!

I'd have thought that everyone's tastes & requirements of a CSS template will be different. So what may be your top 10 may be totally unsuitable for someone else. The look & function of a gaming site will, for example, usually be quite different to a site discussing environmental issues, or a...

You get a sansa playing salsa music. I insert some white noise.

I ban ichwar for leaving enough time to let other people get in on our conversation.

I ban ichwar because I will never cease to ban him. Edit: I ban zen-r because he/I have a split personality. No I haven't. Yes I have.

You get a curt rejection letter from George Lucas. You fold up the letter into small Star Wars action figures & shove them back into the machine.

I ban ichwar for being too slow to ban alexandgruntz.

I ban alexandgruntz for trying to get in on the act ;)

Thanks sunils. If you are able to, it would be worth elaborating with more tips & advice. I don't tend to use wifi at home, even though it would give my laptop mobility, because my understanding is that there is no such thing as a totally secure wifi connection. I occasionally risk it when...