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Hehe. There's a book on punctuation with that title as well. Good to see ichwar posting jokes again!

You get a machine that just can't spam as much as x10 Lieutenants who's names start with I. I insert an x10 auto-posting program on steroids.

Hehe. You get a mess you need to clean up with paint remover. I insert Buckyballs.

This thread is still alive!..... A big papa mole, a medium-sized mama mole, and a teeny-weeny baby mole all live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" The mama mole sticks her head out of...

I ban Mitch because if I didn't do it, someone else would.

That's really effective, I like it! Have you tried this one yet, I posted it here back in October ; Copy (control + c) the text string below (highlighted in red) & Paste (control + v) the line into the navigation bar at the top of your browser (ie. where you enter the webpage address). Now...

I ban ichwar because sometimes you've got to be cruel to be kind.

Bon appetite. P.S. You're still banned.

No, I was jokingly explaining his question as to why his school thought he was accessing porn. Oh never mind. Maybe it's just me.... :pat:

(i did :) ) You get scroogle.org. I insert Buckminster Fullerene.

Go back a few posts. It started when I joked in reply to him that "Oops. Must be all those naked penguins." (reference to his avatar). His response left me wondering if someone was lacking a sense of humour. Edit: Come on IonCannon218, tell me you can spot a leg-pull when you read it! ;)

I'm still trying to figure out IonCannon218. Do you think he really didn't pick up on my leg-pulling over my last few posts? Hehe.

Yeah, penguins are in plague-like numbers here in the UK. Perched in trees & gliding down from the thermals high in the atmosphere. Them & ostriches - all over the place they are. We make them wear T-shirts & boxer shorts so they look respectable. We don't want any ostrich nudity over here...

You get an addiction to horse power, when the green movement would prefer you to use horses. I insert a Penny Farthing.

I ban alexandgruntz for seeing anything with Jeremy Clarkson in it.

Not round here. We always make them walk round in little frilly dresses & laced up shoes. You must be a kinky lot where you live!

You get an ideal leader of a political party. I insert next-insert repellent.

?? You get the National Center for Family-Integrated Churches ?? I insert satan.

Oops. Must be all those naked penguins.

Congrats guys. What was that you said, "drinks all round"? Thanks, mine's a large one!