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You get a "kale"-place trophy for surrealism, with alexandgruntz's name inscribed on it. Curiously, the trophy both melts in your hand and is lighter than air. I insert an "as originally vended" Coke, in glass bottle, and a bottle opener.

You get a 4-person boy-band, each of them wearing a "blam58" t-shirt, and none of whom can actually sing on key. Also, you get a "Managing Boy-Bands for Dummies" book. Also, you get a poison pill in a bottle labeled "LESS PAINFUL". I insert my hand.

Hello. I believe this applies to Chopin as well? I am on Chopin, and am experiencing consistent blank pages and time-outs (and have been for the last 24hrs). But one thing is, I am totally new to PHP and MySQL. So I don't know if I am making eggregious programming or design errors, or if...

Thanks for such a prompt reply. You also answered another question I had, about upgrading to "intermediate", since I had seen that on another thread, looked and looked for that in my account page, and couldn't find it. My php experience (all 12 hours of it) has been a real (and somewhat...

You get a purring cat, then a pleasant postcard from Bosnia. I insert a UNIVAC punch card set for "text adventure mode ON".

Hello. I believe this applies to Chopin as well? I am on Chopin, and am experiencing consistent blank pages and time-outs (and have been for the last 12 hrs). But one thing is, I am totally new to PHP and MySQL, so I don't know if I am responsible because of eggregious programming or design...

An X-wing fighter SCREAMS out of the Vending Machine and it mysteriously occurs to you that 1.6 Thai Baht seems awfully cheap for a Super Star Destroyer. Also, a merchandising opportunity occurs to you. You put in a screenplay for a remake of THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL.

Ban (the person) emerges from the top of the vending machine, looks down, and asks you what year it is. I insert a dollar bill formed into a Möbius strip.