I dont see a "please rate" anywhere and if you think its crap then why would you post it. If you think its boreing then chances are most other people will lol
and your right it is boreing and crappy (sorry for being harsh) if you work on it alot then it could have potential, but as of right now it needs a lot of work.
It's not a bad template, it's just not too useful. I guess if you have a microscopic amount of information you want to display, it would be useful. I usually use micro-templates like these for individual pieces of software when I release them.
It's actually so simplistic you don't even have to use images. You could do all that in HTML easy. Not sure if the border would be exact but there is some kind of jagged border style. It's just what the title says a extremely simplistic template.