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i just got this email from my mom who flys frequently(2-4x a week)
What to do on an airplane (or anywhere) when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your
neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to
the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site:
(http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)
8. Then watch the expression on your neighbor's face.
What to do on an airplane (or anywhere) when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your
neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to
the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site:
(http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)
8. Then watch the expression on your neighbor's face.