American Ingenuity (and humor)

masshuu

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i just got this email from my mom who flys frequently(2-4x a week)

What to do on an airplane (or anywhere) when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your
neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to

the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site:

(http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

8. Then watch the expression on your neighbor's face.
 

zen-r

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Hehe.

It's also a good way to find yourself jumped on & wrestled to the ground by 50 people at once! ;)
 

Smith6612

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Heh, that's a great way to bring attention to yourself especially with the music playing. I'd have to try that sometime.
 
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