Corrupt a Wish (Season 1)!

[gluxon]

The rules are pretty basic. One person makes a wish, and another corrupts it. For example, let's say I wish for the ability to fly. Another person would corrupt my wish with something like this. "Wish Granted, but you're scared of heights". Then he/she would then continue by making their wish.

Catching on?

One more thing, if a wish by a person is not corrupted, in 3 days, then he/she starts a new thread, titled, "Corrupt a Wish Season X" (X being the number after the previous season). But please link back to this one so people know how to play.

Try not to post replys unrelated to the game.

P.S. I did not fully invent the game, my good friend Oliver did

[Edit: Whoops, forgot to make the first wish. I wish somebody would post ]

Lol, fail for me
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Edit:
Wish granted, but I don't count as somebody

I wish people would understand that this post was an example of how this game works

 

[alexandgruntz]

http://forums.x10hosting.com/forum-games/53036-forum-game-wish.html

So this is Season 2.

Granted, but you don't.

I wish that I had more food.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but it's week-old pogos.

I wish I could get 12 hours of sleep a day and still get everything I need to get done, done.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[fractalfeline]

Granted, but you get no time off to do things that you want to do.

I wish I had the ability to manipulate time.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but your functional jurisdiction is limited to a rather drab flat in Southampton, England and you can only manipulate a ±π³-minute window. (That's pi in case it shows up as small for you as it does me.)

I wish I could play guitar better.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[fractalfeline]

Granted, but you can no longer tie your shoes.

I wish I didn't have to wash the dishes EVER AGAIN.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted. Get a dishwasher. :biggrin:

I wish people would get dishwashers.

 

[synalpha]

Wish granted...but now you can't ever own a dishwasher, and the one you had exploded!!

I wish I could control matter...

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted. You now control what the matter is with you.

I wish that exams didn't exist.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but they've been replaced with pop quizzes, the answers to which may only have been in the course's extra reading.

I wish I had an N900 and a truly unlimited data plan.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but your phone breaks down.

I wish that my netbook had a quad-core processor and didn't overheat. :biggrin:

 

[gluxon]

Wish Granted, but your netbook over-froze.

I wish more people would post

NOTE!!! I Just did some research Alexandgruntz posted an older Corrupt a Wish... which got me confused. The person who posted this before must have been a PortableApps.com Member. Since 7 days later, it was posted here.

Compare the dates.

http://portableapps.com/node/11503
http://forums.x10hosting.com/forum-games/53036-forum-game-wish.html

I have to let this out

Zdroyd ripped off OliverK (Not even a single comment to his genius? tisk tisk tisk...)

 

[Danielx386]

Granted, but your banned for spamming

Wants to see Delta Goodrem

 

[fractalfeline]

Granted, but you see Delta Goodrem for half a second, and NEVER see him/her/it again!

I wish I had sleeping patterns that were more predictable.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but your body will only sleep from 07:36:19 to 09:12:47 on weekdays, 18:03:21 to 19:51:36 on weekends, 09:58:34 to 08:43:47 every blue moon, and for 24 hours straight on February 29th. You do not have an option; you will fall asleep during these times whether you like it or not.

I wish this coding project was done.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but not until 2013.

I wish that the NZ government would wake up and start liking rail.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but now all other forms of transportation, including walking for more than five km, are banned.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[synalpha]

Granted, but now all other forms of transportation, including walking for more than five km, are banned.

--- Mr. DOS

Thank you Mr. DOS...you killed it...

Alright, here is the link to the new thread for http://forums.x10hosting.com/forum-games/105285-corrupt-wish-season-2-a.html#post600545

 

[Mr. DOS]

Oh flip, I forgot to post a wish! Sorry...

--- Mr. DOS