Fortune Cookie

[Joker Boy]

Heres a spamtastic idea: lets all post our fortunes and lucky numbers we get from our fortune cookies!
I'll go first (I have quite a few):

You will be happily surprised by a long time friend
08 15 28 41 46
2 5 8

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them.
04 11 29 32 39 47
3 5 8

A long time admirer thinks highly of you.
08 13 22 31 42 44
4 7 8

Use your talents. That's what they are intended for.
08 16 21 34 36 45
2 5 7

He who loves you will follow you.
08 16 23 32 39 50
3 5 9

You have executive ability.
03 18 29 32 37 50
3 8 9

The riches of others makes you more valuble.
06 11 27 35 45 50
1 3 8

That special someone loves to see the light in your eyes.
07 11 23 32 39 44
3 5 9

You will be unusually successful in business.
06 11 23 35 41 48
2 5 9

Be receptive to new ideas from all fronts.
34, 22, 11, 7, 29, 36
LEARN CHINESE - Sugar > Tang
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[jaygreentree]

What's the point of this? SPAM!!!

 

[Livewire]

What's the point of this? SPAM!!!

*PIMPSLAP!*

You do realize it's in off topic right? Where the description is "Where the postwhores unite. Keep it clean." ?

So what if it's spam, it's definetly in the right place >_<

Not posting my lucky numbers cause they're doing good at winning me money right now (seriously, I'm up $50 in lottery tickets), but the best fortune I've seen is "If you think you're too small to be significant, you've never been in bed with a mosquito."

So true it's rediculous (ever get bitten by a mosquito while sleeping? FRIGGIN ITCHY!)

 

[Joker Boy]

...but the best fortune I've seen is "If you think you're too small to be significant, you've never been in bed with a mosquito."

So true it's rediculous (ever get bitten by a mosquito while sleeping? FRIGGIN ITCHY!)

FRIGGIN THE BEST FORTUNE COOKIE I'VE EVER FRIGGIN SEEN!! Seriously, I want that cookie! Good luck with the lottery.

EDIT: Oops! Heres another one (I accidntly dropped it somewhere...?):

Things are not always what they seem.
04 17 29 37 42 48
2 5 8

EDIT AGAIN: Oh wow. I just found another one as I crawled in bed lol

People are naturally attracted to you.
07 14 23 33 40 48
5 6 7

 

[Spartan Erik]

Fortune cookie fortunes themselves are quite lousy. Just add the suffix "-in bed" and things get much better.

 

[Joker Boy]

You will be happily surprised by a long time friend...in bed.
08 15 28 41 46
2 5 8

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them...in bed.
04 11 29 32 39 47
3 5 8

A long time admirer thinks highly of you...in bed.
08 13 22 31 42 44
4 7 8

Use your talents. That's what they are intended for...in bed.
08 16 21 34 36 45
2 5 7

He who loves you will follow you...in bed.
08 16 23 32 39 50
3 5 9

You have executive ability...in bed.
03 18 29 32 37 50
3 8 9

The riches of others makes you more valuble...in bed.
06 11 27 35 45 50
1 3 8

That special someone loves to see the light in your eyes...in bed.
07 11 23 32 39 44
3 5 9

You will be unusually successful in business...in bed.
06 11 23 35 41 48
2 5 9

Be receptive to new ideas from all fronts...in bed.
34, 22, 11, 7, 29, 36
LEARN CHINESE - Sugar > Tang (in bed)

Lol! You're right!
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