I shine a flashlight through the wall of diamonds creating a prismatic effect superheating the hill until the occupant is forced to flee or die, then claim the hill. After creating a fortress 200 meters underneath the hill, I surround the hill with poisonous snakes, amphibians, and a moat of komodo dragons. Retreating under the hill, I adopt the name Mr. Underhill, and seal the entrance with plastique explosives.
The physics gun allows me to pick up anything and lock it into the air and do whatever from any distance, so I can lock all of your animals in the air, and then I can smash down/mess up your fortress with the Physics gun and lock it's pieces in the air as well
Ah, Ok; lol... After a painful respawning I creep under the cover of darkness and destroy your physics gun while you sleep. In the morning you awake to a fully prepared breakfast of medium-rare steak and eggs over easy. As you drink the delicious orange juice provided, you suddenly wonder why the sky has turned purple. After waiting for the hallucinations to fully take effect, I scare you off the hill with a field mouse, and reclaim the hill.
BTW, the Physics gun is from Garry's Mod, and unless you used the kill command in console, you don't respawn when you're locked in the air
My physics gun respawns, but also comes with a nuke launcher that sends BANHAMMERS with nukes. While you aren't looking, I take down all of your defenses with the Physics gun, then I use the modded gun to send silent nukes to your base. At that time, I activated god mode, the nuke hit you, sent you to planet Xorb where you can not respawn and is over 9,000 infinity light years away, and I reclaim the hill.
Hehe; from Xorb I hack into the console, and kill the server; once the outside world has reclaimed the hill in the name of so-called-reality, I walk up the hill and place a flag at the top claiming it for me.
From jail I call my realestate agent and purchase the oil rights to the hill. Once the paperwork has been signed, a crew of oil field workers sets up a rig under police escort at the top of the hill, and begins to drill. On the side of the rig, faded white letters can barely be seen to read "The hill is mine, again!!"
This was happened 250 years ago. Garenthino was freezed in the cave (that was the jail) near the mountain. Smith6612 went home for a while from the hill and never came back. On the entrance of the hill there was a digital code written by supermatthew which need to be hacked. !/\/\ 1337 #l\(|<3l2 and l<!/\/ 9 ()f 7#3 #!11
I crack the code and now I'm the King of hill (hell).
You should interpretate this code into English alphabet or else you can't come into my hill.