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A first-standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered,
"I'm too smart for the first-standard. My sister is in the third
-standard and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-standard too!"
The teacher had had enough.
She took Eddy to the principal's office.
While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if
he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
first-standard and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and
he agreed to take the test.
Pri
ncipal:
"What is 3 x 3?"
Eddy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Eddy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-standard should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Eddy
can go to the third-standard."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions?"
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only
two of?"
Eddy, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Eddy: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: Coconut
The principal's eyes open
really
wide and before he could stop the
answer,
Eddy was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down
and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer.
Eddy: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Eddy: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Eddy: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Eddy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Eddy: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My t
ip
penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Eddy: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of excitement?
Eddy: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sign of relief and told the teacher, "Put
Eddy in the fifth-standard, I missed the last ten questions myself."
Ooopsss,, hope you might have not misunderstood with it...
Hi please read it and dont get confused.........???? AND DONT FORGET TO POST REPLIES AND ADD REPZ, AS THEY ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO ALL OF US HERE TO KEEP POSTING.
A first-standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered,
"I'm too smart for the first-standard. My sister is in the third
-standard and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-standard too!"
The teacher had had enough.
She took Eddy to the principal's office.
While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if
he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
first-standard and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and
he agreed to take the test.
Pri
ncipal:
"What is 3 x 3?"
Eddy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Eddy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-standard should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Eddy
can go to the third-standard."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions?"
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only
two of?"
Eddy, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Eddy: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: Coconut
The principal's eyes open
really
wide and before he could stop the
answer,
Eddy was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down
and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer.
Eddy: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Eddy: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Eddy: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Eddy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Eddy: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My t
ip
penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Eddy: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of excitement?
Eddy: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sign of relief and told the teacher, "Put
Eddy in the fifth-standard, I missed the last ten questions myself."
Ooopsss,, hope you might have not misunderstood with it...