OK So I upgraded... waited... No EVAL() Function!

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zenbaby

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The title is pretty self explanatory.

I upgade my php.... waited 3 hours got my email saying everything is up and running... waiting 4 more hours.... and still... I'm getting the eval() error everyone is complaining about!

SO.... Now What?
 
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ALERT - use of eval is forbidden by configuration (attacker 'REMOTE_ADDR not set', file '/home/zenbaby/public_html/folder/script.php', line 1)
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<b>Fatal error</b>: SUHOSIN - Use of eval is forbidden by configuration in <b>/home/zenbaby/public_html/folder/script.php(1) : eval()'d code</b> on line <b>1</b><br />

This is what is being sent by my cron job

Someone help please!
 

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I assume you're running the intermediate php version? try going to advanced. unless a member of staff has a solution. which I cannot see?
 

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Can you link to the page that is giving the error?
 

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You might wanna try to run the script yourself, maybe its only problem of the fact its CRON...
 

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Corey, I'm not going to post a link to my script. What is this? amatures can run a hosting company now. You obviously screwed up big time.

Look at all the posts about the errors.... if you don't know the problem say so... don't keep stringing people along with let me see the script.... BS

The script ran fine first when I signed up... nothing changed....

Eitherway your are pretty much an idiot for ruining all of the websites of the people that valued your service FOR What??? Damn dude... this shouldn't be that complex. If you want some help let me know I am a software developer for 14 years. I've set up more than 1 server in my day.

Anyway. CANCEL MY ACCOUNT. I'm outta this free hosting.... it's not even free... cause right now there is pretty much NO hosting....again.... WTF were you thinking?
 

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Zenbaby... X10 Is great! all servers have there problems... im sure theres times where your PC crashes or breaks... so do servers so GTFO!
 

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Umm... last time my computer crashed was like three years ago... and I had it fixed in a day....... how long will these problems continue.... weeks? Sorry... I won't waste my time here. Who ever owns the server obviously has no clue as to what they are doing. Just thought I'd point it out for everyone to see.

As if it wasn't obvious enough......

Wait maybe I will keep my hosting on a server that doesnt work so I can put some morons adsense ads on it and he can make all kinds of money off of my traffic... yet when I need support its nothing but BS because the guy running the show is probably 19 years old without a clue.... thought he knew what he was doing but.... nope.... he didn't have a clue and thats obvious now isn't it people. They don't care about your hosting.... they care about having there ads clicked...

Bunch of amatures.
 
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Just roll over to Lycos UK and have fun over there, ya douchebag!

Now I understand that 7 hours altogether is a lot of patience, but there is still help. Obviously, this user rarely sees that, heh... next please...

$/X
 
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That is laughable....

So wheres the post that fixes my problem... it's been almost 20 hours now... I even posted here in the forum....

1 post has something to do with my problem... the same error actually.... and of course no response.

2 post is about corey and bryon whining about doing this for free and other complete garbage!!

COREY AND BRYON or whoever owns this hosting is making a TON of money.. I DON"T BUY THAT "Oh we do all this to help you and be nice..BS... You see all those adsense ads and banners that are on those 8000+ sites make these guys a nice income.... real nice I bet.

YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!

Now I will rise up out of this sewage pit..... ahhh.... I can't get the stink off.... Now DELETE ME.. you don't want people knowing that your sob story is a lie.!

Wes Side Yo!
 

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Normally I don't do this, but you are seriously pissing me off. Here's a play-by-play.

First, you come out of nowhere after being hosted here (for free) for a few days, asking for support. You get a reply pretty quickly, and get asked for a little help in identifying the problem.

Corey, I'm not going to post a link to my script. What is this? amatures can run a hosting company now. You obviously screwed up big time.
For no reason at all, you come out and call the people who are hosting you for free "amatures," as well as denying them a quick way to find out what the problem is.

Look at all the posts about the errors.... if you don't know the problem say so...
You then point to all the examples of the "errors." Can I ask you, where? Everyone else that I'm aware of has had their problem fixed, and on top of that, very quickly for a free host.
Eitherway your are pretty much an idiot for ruining all of the websites of the people that valued your service FOR What??? Damn dude... this shouldn't be that complex.
Again, I don't see any websites being ruined. None at all. All the problems have been fixed, except for yours... which might not even be a problem, since you're not letting anyone see which script the error comes from.
If you want some help let me know I am a software developer for 14 years. I've set up more than 1 server in my day.
Here, you offer to provide help, saying you've been a software developer for 14 years. Not even going into all of your spelling mistakes, (which, whether you want to or not, just makes you seem like an "amature" yourself) there is a much bigger problem here. Why are you willing to help like this (as a "software developer") but not willing to simply give a location of the problem, and let the admins handle it?
Anyway. CANCEL MY ACCOUNT. I'm outta this free hosting.... it's not even free...
Now you're going on a mini tantrum, and making even less sense than before. Last time I checked, there was no cost attached to this hosting. Which means it's free.
cause right now there is pretty much NO hosting....again.... WTF were you thinking?
Even if you have a problem with PHP, static pages, Python, image hosting etc still work. You want to know what they were thinking when they did this? Server alerts. Which you had to have read to find out about upgrading PHP.
Umm... last time my computer crashed was like three years ago... and I had it fixed in a day....... how long will these problems continue.... weeks? Sorry... I won't waste my time here. Who ever owns the server obviously has no clue as to what they are doing. Just thought I'd point it out for everyone to see.
For everyone but you, the problem lasted for maybe a day, max. These guys have been at it for more than three years now without going down, and coming from me at least, seem to have a pretty good idea of what they're doing.
Wait maybe I will keep my hosting on a server that doesnt work so I can put some morons adsense ads on it and he can make all kinds of money off of my traffic...
There's an ad-free server, you know. If you don't want ads on your site? You were the one who signed up to an ad-enhanced plan, nobody forced you to. You don't even have to put ads up on your site until everything is working, and if you're not satisfied with that, you can easily move to an ad-free server.

yet when I need support its nothing but BS because the guy running the show is probably 19 years old without a clue.... thought he knew what he was doing but.... nope.... he didn't have a clue and thats obvious now isn't it people. They don't care about your hosting.... they care about having there ads clicked...
I don't know what your definition of "BS" is, but you've been getting very good support for a free host. Your incredibly rude ad hom insults have also been ignored, (at least for now) which is something that I, "obviously" cannot do.

From your posts it seems you are the amateur. No professional would rely on free hosting for their website - which would likely be their livelihood. No professional would wander so out of place that he would so inarticulately bite the hand that feeds him. You're a joke if this is real, and terrible at your job if you're a troll.
 
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COREY AND BRYON or whoever owns this hosting is making a TON of money.. I DON"T BUY THAT "Oh we do all this to help you and be nice..BS... You see all those adsense ads and banners that are on those 8000+ sites make these guys a nice income.... real nice I bet.

Last time I checked Corey was paying for over 50% of the servers costs out of his own pocket, and we have 6 servers.

If you can't post the link then we can't diagnose the problem, it's as simple as that.
 
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All i have to say is you Sir have just been served.


Although i would love to comment further i will refrain from doing so as much as it pains me.

Have a good day and umm check bravenet or something i hear they have a great service *ROFL*
 

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Well, there isn't much I can say that everyone else hasn't said ;) I've already created a thread specifically for people like you.

I'd suggest to you Mr. 13 Years of Software Developing which is most likely your age, that you leave and not come back here. My guess is you threw your little 13 year old tantrum now and you'll go look for other hosts, maybe try a few, realize they give you nothing that we give you. Come back under a different name and pretend to be someone else, I would put money on it that I'll be helping you with a problem in the next few months on these very forums not knowing it's you.

My point, the internet is a great thing, giving such people like yourself anonymity to actually act like this and get away with it. Your childish outburst and the way you handle yourself proves that not only are you not any type of professional software developer but you either have some serious mental issues or some growing up to do. For the sake of humanity I really hope it's the latter.

So "Mr. 13 Years Of Software Developing Experience", I'll be sure to give you a refund for all the money you have spent on our free hosting and I'll see you in a few months. Hopefully you mature a little bit by then.

-Corey
 

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*snorts* Corey's pants are up, Zen, so why did you open your mouth? xD Go back to the hole you crawled out of 13 years ago ^_^ *waves*

~~Ben
 
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