Sleep until 0900
Have massive fried breakfast.
Take the kids to a fair.
Have a Big Steak with chips and peas, loads of pepper sauce (from a restaurant in Majorca who's name I forget).
Spend afternoon with kids watching (brand new, unseen) episodes of Spongebob Squarepants.
Have Kids Picked up by Grandma.
Get Beef with Peppers in Blackbean Sauce and Soft Fried Noodles for dinner (Big serving).
Drink 12 Cans of Carling .
Pass Out at around 2200.
LOL My perfect day.