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Ok so I got acouple of funny stuff. My friends are all listening to this Tai My Shu Guy. I heard 2 of his things they are actually funny, they mare not racist, I dont think so anyways, and they are by a chinese guy so, yeah.
Song 1:
Chinese Freestyle
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCnxLapp0HY)
Yat, y, sam
Microphone testing
1-2-3
In the place to be
whusup everbody? My name is Tai Mai Shu!
and I am going to be rapping for u today jus' a lil' freestyle
but first and foremost i'd like to thank Roadie style beyond compare
for geting my belt back and helping me promotion my skills
and in return i will teach them how to make one million dollars
And when you hear it you be like wow! I don't believe! So simple!
no skilled involved at all I could've thought of that my self
and then u be like what? What the hell? I don't believe!
Check it out though
I was cruisin down the street in my impala
they ask me who the girl in the car its jus my baby momma
I don't give a **** about the hoe!
I sock that ***** in the jaw by surprise and pull the nails out ya toes
cus im to slick, gimme the hebbijebbies,
break in all the houses, steal all the TVs
Kick you daddy in the peepee, ya so u can see see
I run the corner n laughing hee hee, hee hee
get ur momma in a head lock o a full nelson
then i rip yor nipple out like chinese dude named wilson
then i rape his momma cus im too sexy
ish son take da dull ****!
Then I'm back in my impala, sickest ass '82
saw my friend young, his first name is eggfoo
alotta people don't like him, but i don't give a ****
cus i stole you tv It's in my bubblegum bunker
I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...
39 cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..
29cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
We will fight alone just as we used to do in those days
alright, fight just like we used to
i was talkin to this girl, they say she want to kick it.
i bust a nut in her eyeball and say u full of bull ****
then she look at me and she say **** you.
i say no way i have to go to school.
im a happy chinese boy, i have alot to talk about
try to argue wit me i say get the hell out!
i likea old schoo(schoo), i likea new schoo(schoo),
mygirlfriend like my name, Nihon Tai Mai Shu
if want to take a look, i like to eat jaokk
what the hell make you say bookbookbook
i take my skill serious and always not for fun
i like to eat cho fun and ho jo yu wonton
chinese student go to school early in the morning
and I like to play kick ball inside the school yard
chinese student do homework and they study real hard
i walk by these good looking girls
and they say you smell like moth balls!
wow you do fight well
yeah whatever dude jus gimme a ****in cup o' lice
I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...
39 cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..
29cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
all my real chinese throw your hands up throw your hand up
all my real live chinese people throw your hands up
hong kong people throw your hands up throw you hands up throw your hands up
chinese people, japanese people, every people
throw them hand up
we wire! I am a warrior! we flashing on them!
i got 4's 4's so u kids dont going
i am real hard! peace outside! damn u! U know what im say.
Song 2
well this is more of a prank call.
*rrring*
hello may i help you
chickety china the chinese chicken
sorry
chickety china chinese chicken, you have
what do you mean
chickety china the chinese chicken have a drumstick and your brain
starts clicking, you have?
no
chickety china the chinese chicken
chinese chicken?
chickety china chinese chicken
i dont understand what you mean
chickety china the chinese chicken (repeat until end of first call)
ALso sonme blonde jokes I heard today.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
An interpreter.
How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
She falls out of the tree!
Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?"
No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.
Why did the blonde climb over the chainlink fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
She jumped out a basement window.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
What’s an intelligent blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
Thats some funny stuff I think.
Song 1:
Chinese Freestyle
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCnxLapp0HY)
Yat, y, sam
Microphone testing
1-2-3
In the place to be
whusup everbody? My name is Tai Mai Shu!
and I am going to be rapping for u today jus' a lil' freestyle
but first and foremost i'd like to thank Roadie style beyond compare
for geting my belt back and helping me promotion my skills
and in return i will teach them how to make one million dollars
And when you hear it you be like wow! I don't believe! So simple!
no skilled involved at all I could've thought of that my self
and then u be like what? What the hell? I don't believe!
Check it out though
I was cruisin down the street in my impala
they ask me who the girl in the car its jus my baby momma
I don't give a **** about the hoe!
I sock that ***** in the jaw by surprise and pull the nails out ya toes
cus im to slick, gimme the hebbijebbies,
break in all the houses, steal all the TVs
Kick you daddy in the peepee, ya so u can see see
I run the corner n laughing hee hee, hee hee
get ur momma in a head lock o a full nelson
then i rip yor nipple out like chinese dude named wilson
then i rape his momma cus im too sexy
ish son take da dull ****!
Then I'm back in my impala, sickest ass '82
saw my friend young, his first name is eggfoo
alotta people don't like him, but i don't give a ****
cus i stole you tv It's in my bubblegum bunker
I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...
39 cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..
29cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
We will fight alone just as we used to do in those days
alright, fight just like we used to
i was talkin to this girl, they say she want to kick it.
i bust a nut in her eyeball and say u full of bull ****
then she look at me and she say **** you.
i say no way i have to go to school.
im a happy chinese boy, i have alot to talk about
try to argue wit me i say get the hell out!
i likea old schoo(schoo), i likea new schoo(schoo),
mygirlfriend like my name, Nihon Tai Mai Shu
if want to take a look, i like to eat jaokk
what the hell make you say bookbookbook
i take my skill serious and always not for fun
i like to eat cho fun and ho jo yu wonton
chinese student go to school early in the morning
and I like to play kick ball inside the school yard
chinese student do homework and they study real hard
i walk by these good looking girls
and they say you smell like moth balls!
wow you do fight well
yeah whatever dude jus gimme a ****in cup o' lice
I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...
39 cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..
29cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
all my real chinese throw your hands up throw your hand up
all my real live chinese people throw your hands up
hong kong people throw your hands up throw you hands up throw your hands up
chinese people, japanese people, every people
throw them hand up
we wire! I am a warrior! we flashing on them!
i got 4's 4's so u kids dont going
i am real hard! peace outside! damn u! U know what im say.
Song 2
well this is more of a prank call.
*rrring*
hello may i help you
chickety china the chinese chicken
sorry
chickety china chinese chicken, you have
what do you mean
chickety china the chinese chicken have a drumstick and your brain
starts clicking, you have?
no
chickety china the chinese chicken
chinese chicken?
chickety china chinese chicken
i dont understand what you mean
chickety china the chinese chicken (repeat until end of first call)
ALso sonme blonde jokes I heard today.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
An interpreter.
How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
She falls out of the tree!
Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?"
No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.
Why did the blonde climb over the chainlink fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
She jumped out a basement window.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
What’s an intelligent blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
Thats some funny stuff I think.
*lol*
