The Never-ending story

[Equiflux]

This is something fun I started over at my forums. The rules are:

Continue the story by making a reply to the above poster's continuation of the story, keeping each of your posts at a maximum of 10 words.
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I'll start us off:
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One day a young lad fell out of a building

 

[Nathan]

and died a painful and bloody death on the sidewalk

 

[chaganlal1]

though suicide was not its cause

 

[Alejandro]

it turns out she was pushed by somebody who

 

[Spartan Erik]

was playing pokemon and didnt see

 

[The_Magistrate]

the fact that those pokemon cards were actually ninja stars

 

[swirly]

and then when it finally came to him that

 

[Nathan]

his pimp hates him for being a bad ho

 

[Cynical]

and for not being infatuated with mustard

 

[Equiflux]

So he went to the glue factory then....

 

[ƒorte]

and was attacked by a bunch of badgers, but he..

 

[Equiflux]

Threw a bucket of babies at them

 

[Conor]

and the babies transformed into

 

[Alejandro]

little master Samurais that

 

[azntechguy]

walked towards the...

 

[The_Magistrate]

group of little Jedi Masters...

 

[Alejandro]

suddenly, the battle started and

 

[Janis]

something strange happened:

 

[azntechguy]

A huge comet was burning up the

 

[blaindugan]

giant marshmellow in the sky