Your favorite quotes

[nol888]

Post your most memorable quote here!

Mine is one in Cynical's sig: "To the optimist the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the computer programmer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

I don't get the last part though...

 

[noerrorsfound]

Post your most memorable quote here!

Mine is one in Cynical's sig: "To the optimist the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the computer programmer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

I don't get the last part though...

I'm thinking it means that the computer programmer is always trying to "optimize" the code. You're not using that other half of the glass, so it must not be needed.

 

[unpixelatedgamers]

"Ignorance is the true enemy of all things"

Its in my sig, its true, and its a quote of me.

 

[t2t2t]

"Why is illegal stuff always fun"
By kanibal in tt-forums.

 

[nol888]

lol

Any Admins want to share their most memorable quotes?

 

[Brandon]

This has to be mine

if its for legal images, like desktop backrounds, or small files like under 1 MB or 2 I would say that is fine, but make it so users with over 50 posts can upload, as then n00bs acant go on, upload porn and leave.

I wrote it myself, and I like it, only a few mins ago.

 

[nol888]

lol >.<

its funny. I suppose thats the reply to my "Do I have to disable file uploads on my forum"

 

[Brandon]

lol >.<

its funny. I suppose thats the reply to my "Do I have to disable file uploads on my forum"

Kind of, its Micros topic, got hijacked by you then noerrorsfound, who I was answering

 

[nol888]

o. Ahhhh! Topic Hijacking!

Also, I like the quote by Adam Savage from Mythbusters: "I reject your reality, and substitude my own!"

 

[Brandon]

o. Ahhhh! Topic Hijacking!

Also, I like the quote by Adam Savage from Mythbusters: "I reject your reality, and substitude my own!"

Thats a good one time to Hijack your topic: "Whats your favorite T.V. Show quote?"

 

[noerrorsfound]

Kind of, its Micros topic, got hijacked by you then noerrorsfound, who I was answering

The question I had was somewhat related so I thought it would be better to post it there instead of creating a new topic. I don't really see how it qualified as hijacking but I guess I'll create a new thread next time anyway.

 

[Brandon]

The question I had was somewhat related so I thought it would be better to post it there instead of creating a new topic. I don't really see how it qualified as hijacking but I guess I'll create a new thread next time anyway.

Helps organize the forums, as its a support ticket system now

 

[azntechguy]

From the sig of a user at Electronic World, whose name slips my mind: "Don't call me racist! I hate everyone equally!"

From the movie Spaceballs: "Sh*t! Even in the future, nothing works!"

From movie The Good, The Bad, The ugly: "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

 

[Livewire]

"A war is coming. I have seen it in my dreams. Fire sweeping over the earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust. Retaliation." - Paxton Fettle, F.E.A.R. and F.E.A.R. Extraction Point.

Or maybe "JE*US F***ING A**CRACKERS!" - Robot Chicken Season Two Episode 1 "Suck It". It's used other times in the series but I can't be bothered to watch BOTH seasons I have on my pc in a night to find out which XD


If it had to be one of mine though, "CURSE WHATEVER MUTTONHEAD INVENTED THE SPACEBAR!" Wasn't having a good day with my spacebar (mysentencesloo kedli kethi s). Ended up replacing a $40 wireless keyboard from HP with a $9.99 keyboard from Labtec at officemax. It's been 6 years and it's still registering the spacebar ^_^