Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

[alexandgruntz]

Time to start a new thread as mattura forgot to wish.

So here goes: I wish that it wasn't raining.

 

[Danielx386]

granted, but you must go outside when it stop

I wish that I know everything

 

[synalpha]

Granted...but now you know it in Klingon...

I wish that Mattura would stop killing these C.A.W. threads...(Two so far, Mattura...)

Oh, and Alexandgruntz, shouldn't you have included a link? Here's a link to the first one, in case someone doesn't know the rules:

http://forums.x10hosting.com/forum-games/104828-corrupt-wish-season-1-a.html#post597977

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you kill the next one.

I wish that archive.org would load faster.

 

[Danielx386]

granted but your internet get cut off in one hour

I wish I was rich

 

[mattura]

Goodness me! This is getting out of hand...sorry guys

Granted, but you can't spend any of it

I wish for half a brain so I can remember to wish...

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you forget to type the wish!

I wish that things happened more often. :|

 

[mattura]

Granted, but they are bad things

I wish I hadn't just bought yet another game on steam that I don't have enough time to play...

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, you pirated it instead.

I wish that I saw the train I wanted to see.

 

[achilleasgr]

Granted, but the sight of the train paralyzes you and you can't move, and you happened to be on the railway..

I wish I could fly

 

[Zubair]

Granted! but you have to fly all the time..

I wish I live in US

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but the gun laws are against you.

I wish that my cameras didn't get stolen. :'(

 

[achilleasgr]

Granted, but they tend to make big explosions destroying and killing anything in a 60 yard radius.

I wish to be given 1 million euroes (thats more than 1 million $$$) right now.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it quickly inflates and is only enough to buy a loaf of bread.

I wish that my wireless keyboard didn't skip out random letters.

 

[synalpha]

Granted, but your mouse starts clicking everything...except what you wanted.

I wish my friends on TF2 would actually play through steam, instead of pirating...I cant add them...

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but the legal version has too much DRM and they go back to pirating (which has none).

I wish that the game companies would realise that DRM only hurts the legitimate.

 

[synalpha]

Well...they can deal with it...lol, they can just buy the stupid game...

Granted, but DRM is outlawed, and all forms of piracy run rampant (including pillaging, lol)

I wish that Xoranj had at least given me his e-mail addy...I miss him...lol

 

[alexandgruntz]

(They probably only pirate because of the DRM. )

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish that my replacement camera would come sooner.

 

[synalpha]

Granted, but that one explodes in the box, and kills the driver, as well as anyone within a 60 yard radius, and you get the remaining shrapnel one month after the delivery date.

I wish that english wasn't such a retarded language...lol

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you have to learn Japanese for no reason.

I wish that my brother didn't play Runes**t.