Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

[mattura]

Granted, but he plays Travian or Ogame instead

I wish my house was clean (rather than me having to clean it now...)

 

[synalpha]

Granted, but you cant find anything, causing you to go into a frenzy, throwing everything into disarray behind you...

I wish that people weren't so prejudiced about everything...

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but I drink juice. :|

I wish that I knew what prejudiced meant.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but you get stoned

I wish for chocolate

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but I have more than you.

I wish that people would accept that Vista is a good OS (which it is).

 

[mattura]

granted, but win7 is better...

I wish for a tube of pringles

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's that flavour no one likes.

I wish that I got more money for my birthday.

 

[Zubair]

Granted but you can`t go out on your birthday..

I wish that I get 100/100 marks in yesterday test.

 

[synalpha]

Granted, but on the next test, you get -50/100...lol

I wish that my stupid Modern Warfare 2 download didn't take so long...

(I hate Steam right now, and I also hate Valve for being so retarded!)

 

[Zubair]

Granted But you will not able to download anything else..

I wish I can buy a brand new Car

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's made in the USA.

I wish that it wasn't so hot.

 

[mattura]

granted, but it's so cold your protrusions all fall off!

I wish that I had eaten more for lunch

 

[synalpha]

Granted, you eat far too much, and explode. XD

I wish that I could get past the stupid village in Assassin's Creed already...its so boring...

 

[mattura]

Granted, but nobody likes you.

I wish I could go on an exciting adventure

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but exciting is relative and a walk to your neighbour's place is considered exciting.

I wish that the Government didn't suck at everything they do.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but as soon as it happens, the space time continuum is disrupted by the impossible becoming possible, causing the universe to collapse on itself.

I wish that this thread was more exciting

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, we add porn to it (jk)

I wish that my room didn't smell.

 

[btfog]

Granted, but now it looks horrible.

I wish people would stop complaining about the hosting service.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, now people complain that no one is complaining about the service!

I wish that people would just be more patient with the hosting service.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but the 'people' referred to above are a group of approx. 12 good citizens, completely swamped by the spammerz and crackzerz who want everything for nothing in this life.

I wish for a mega-laser-death-ray