Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional

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New Look: Cut through the clutter.

Unexpected is good. An exceptional streamlined browsing technology known as the Cut Away Effect™, randomly prevents 9/10 of the browser from rendering properly in order to save system resources. This is not a bug.
The Microsoft Firefox 2007 Cut Away Effect™ in action
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Tabs: Do more by doing less.

Open multiple copies of Microsoft websites in one window with tabbed browsing. See thumbnail images of all Microsoft sites in a single view. Organize multiple tabs of sites into a single tab group of everything Microsoft and save it as a favorite. Opening 30 of your favorite Microsoft sites has never been easier.
Multiple Microsoft sites open in one Microsoft Firefox 2007 browser window
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Printing: Print it right the first time

Microsoft Firefox 2007 automatically shrinks text to abysmally small sizes, so all webpage content can fit onto a single apostrophe on your final printed page. This saves ink. Printing options includes adjustable margins, customizable margins, removable margins and more changeable margins. Manipulating margins has never been so exciting.
The Microsoft Firefox 2007 Print Preview window showing a site before it's transformed into an apostrophe
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Fast Fun: Fun at the speed of light. (With RSS)

Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!
Microsoft Firefox 2007 downloading explicit images at lightning speeds
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  • RSS (Real Simple Sex)

    RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
Search: Choose multiple search providers.

Search the Internet directly from the browser frame using your favorite Microsoft search provider with the instant search box.
The Microsoft Firefox 2007 inline search feature showing multiple Microsoft search providers
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Security: Put safety first.

A robust new Microsoft security architecture known as TakeOver™ helps to protect the Windows Kernel from malicious, damaging and viral software such as Symantec and McAfee products.
The Microsoft Firefox TakeOver™ Technology showing an alert about suspicious Symantec software
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For Full features, read http://www.msfirefox.com/firefox-full-features.html

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Lol, that was the best i ever seen xDDDDD~
Since IE7 is a very bad copy of FF, they made this ahahah

Hope you laught as much as i did :D

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Yes. I wonder how much trouble they will get into if someone reports this site to Microsoft. Cause, I can tell you now, it ain't from M$
 

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I particularly like this little tidbit on the website:

System Requirements

Below are the minimum requirements your computer needs to run Microsoft Firefox. Some components may require additional system resources not outlined below.


Microsoft Firefox 2007 will run on most Operating Systems (by Microsoft).

Computer/Processor

Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

Operating Systems

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)

Memory

To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB

Drive

Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

Display/Graphics

1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)

Peripherals

Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

Software

Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)

Credit Card

Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.
 
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Ahh its the old joke.
 

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Hmm, I have that exact theme for my FF the IE one. Except its called Vista Theme.
 

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Lol people :D
you should start reading other posts before post your ;)
of course its a joke xDDDDD~
 

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Awww...gee whiz! No Windows 2000 support!

I guess I won't be downloading this one!:naughty:

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aww man, that was hilarious. I wonder if there is such a product though hha
 

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Yeah I will post the link once I find it again the bad thing about it is that it has no refresh button.
 

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lol, web surfing without the reloading :)

I actually use the refresh button a lot!
 
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