Vending Machine (Game)

dawmail333

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Here's how it works:

I say I insert something in to the vending machine (could be $1, could be something else). Then the poster below me tells me what comes out, and puts something in themselves, e.g:
I insert $1
You get a packet of bubblegum
I insert a credit card
You get a huge bill with 15.4%pa interest
I insert my right nostril
etc. etc. (I'd hate to be the next person...)

So I'll start:

I insert a half eaten stick of chalk.
 

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You get advise on what to and what not to eat.
I insert a smurf.
 

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You get a very annoying theme song stuck in your head (and you can't remember what it's from)

I insert a hand grenade.
 

Smith6612

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You blew up your snack that you were trying to get out.

I insert a piece of chewed gum.
 

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You get an angry Corey (for destroying the work he made) and an angry populace (for destroying something so awesome).

I insert a microwave.
 

Smith6612

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You get radioactive chips.

I insert a server.
 

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You get a variety of websites and one hell of a hard job. (Thanks Corey for your hard work!)
 

Smith6612

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YAY I love computer work!

I insert a 343 Guilty Spark.
 

Smith6612

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You get an empty safe.

I insert air.
 

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You get a blast of steam that removes your head from your neck.

I insert a ream of paper.
 

Smith6612

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You get paper cuts.

I insert a kick.
 

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It comes out with a banhammer and a very large forum, and a few servers (I think you put too much in D: ).

I insert fast internet.
 
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You get a piece of paper saying "Dream on!"

I insert a banananananananana.
 
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