My site is still not working on Chopin, I don't think all the files transferred or something. It was working fine for several months (with minimal changes) before the transfer..
Here's some PHP that may help:
<?php
$link = mysql_connect("host","user","pass");
mysql_select_db("db_name",$link);
$selectSQL = "SELECT * FROM `sometable` ORDER BY `order_column` DESC LIMIT 1;"; // Remove or change the LIMIT 1 depending on how many rows you would like to move to the other...
Just stop, seriously. You're way way WAY too aggressive around ideas, thoughts, opinions and religion.
That's all I can think of saying without getting extremely rude and just flat out attacking your beliefs.