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I'd vote for the opposing party just to get justice for my poor eyes!!

I don't usually get a lot of web traffic. I only have a bunch of personal ****e on my webby, stuff that's ancient to boot.

Oh God. There's even a chat function where you can comment on the seizure you're having.

It says right on the map "5 times more 3G coverage than ATT" If ATT can prove that statement false, then they might win. The problem is, Verizon's not lying. The 2G coverage is irrelevant. Verizon is marketing to people who want 3G coverage. ATT is just pissed that they're being out-smarted...

It was teh humorz. Try it sometime. :) Of course nothing's free. There's always some sort of catch. If nothing else, it gets you in the door, so you can buy the things that are NOT free. You have to be subjected to ads, or you have to sit through propaganda, or you have to sign up for an offer...

Only for curiosity. I guess a two-toed sloth.

I throw my non-existent penis right in your eye, where it explodes your mind in a puff of anti-logic.

Tamiflu? Maybe try one of those night-time formulated antihistamines? Lay off the ibuprofens, switch to tylenol? Another idea: Read this. Guaranteed to put you to sleep. Or whack your brain. Perhaps both.

DefecTalisman gets knocked off by one of his minions in a power play to rise closer to the top of the Mafia.

Vesta.

I used to know what TNT stood for. Trinitrotersomethingmacheesypuffs. Well dam it. (Google here.) Ah, trinitrotoluene! Heh! I guess someone who wouldn't mind having some. (Maybe to take over to the Kill The Above User thread!)

Banned for resisting Freudian Psychology.

Ack! I'm dead! My spirit comes back to haunt you. I find very limited things I can do in the physical world, so I wait until you look into a mirror at night, and BAM I flash an image of yourself except as the MOST SCARY HORRIBLE THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE! Gah! You have a heart...

Banned for being memory challenged.

Phooey. I love cream soda! :) :) :) I guess someone who knows what biltong is, cuz I sure as hell don't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheetos HP, actually. I guess someone who is competing for the Most Posts on the Forum Games Award

Plastic