Your frictionless birthday suit therefore slips on a pool of yellow molten plastic, you thrash around, but can't get any purchase; you get covered and suffocate, then set, forming a strange looking yellow sculpture with not a wrinkle to be seen ;)
You get your suit snagged on a door handle, causing you to fall over and crack your head open, and die of blood loss and massive haemorrhaging.
If you don't wear a suit, don't worry - it can be your birthday suit
hmmm...fair enough I guess, but is that kind of rigidity the best idea to keep things interesting? Sometimes less is more and some things don't have to be said. Next time I'll probably just
pad
things
out
a bit ;-)
Anyway, gone off topic, better say something about geek love: it rules...
Granted, but it has all the numbers on backwards.
(re the last, she wouldn't have to lift anything...wink wink)
I wish that lego didn't get mentioned again in this thread
You get an even more broken earpiece, which is in fact, just the dust of different components.
I insert a mug of steaming hot toffee and a muttered buffin