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  1. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get liquid CO2 (I know...) I insert a chemistry lesson
  2. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    It was rather trippy I admit, but you die because God said so.
  3. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    2260
  4. mattura

    Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

    Granted, but they are in pieces, very small pieces, ie dust. I wish for a distortion
  5. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get Calipers I insert liquid oxygen
  6. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    Your frictionless birthday suit therefore slips on a pool of yellow molten plastic, you thrash around, but can't get any purchase; you get covered and suffocate, then set, forming a strange looking yellow sculpture with not a wrinkle to be seen ;)
  7. mattura

    game: kill the above user

    You get your suit snagged on a door handle, causing you to fall over and crack your head open, and die of blood loss and massive haemorrhaging. If you don't wear a suit, don't worry - it can be your birthday suit
  8. mattura

    Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

    Granted, you now know what to wish for, only you don't have the energy to type it out here I wish for a purple medicine ball
  9. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get a portrait I insert a dented can of beans
  10. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    2258
  11. mattura

    Geeks Make the Best Lovers?

    hmmm...fair enough I guess, but is that kind of rigidity the best idea to keep things interesting? Sometimes less is more and some things don't have to be said. Next time I'll probably just pad things out a bit ;-) Anyway, gone off topic, better say something about geek love: it rules...
  12. mattura

    Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

    Granted, but it has all the numbers on backwards. (re the last, she wouldn't have to lift anything...wink wink) I wish that lego didn't get mentioned again in this thread
  13. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get a clue I insert a detective
  14. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    2255
  15. mattura

    Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

    Granted, but only for 1 millisecond. I wish that I had a real anime character as a slave
  16. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get Mechano I insert blood
  17. mattura

    Count to 1 Million

    2251
  18. mattura

    Vending Machine (Game)

    You get an even more broken earpiece, which is in fact, just the dust of different components. I insert a mug of steaming hot toffee and a muttered buffin
  19. mattura

    Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

    Granted, but tomorrow never comes... I wish that you didn't have to wait 30 seconds between posts if you were a long-established old x10 sweat
  20. mattura

    Count to 200

    twenty-nine
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