In my back garden there is a weed, a server, a fallen star, my mate Ryan, a top secret spy station, a goat named Billy, a lawn mower and a bed of roses, a nest of killer bees and poison.
I'd get the ultimate PC - 8GB RAM, 2x Nvidia 8800GT in SLI, Core 2 Extreme, 4x 1TB drives in RAID 10, etc...
Then fix Africa and third world countries.
I use Windows and will never use a Mac. The price is too high, and there is a lack of upgeadibility, except on the high-end Macs which cost $6,000. I got my new PC for about NZ$500, with 2GB RAM, Core 2 Duo and DX10.1 graphics. Beat that Apple!
The old vending machine explodes, leaving only the new vending machine. (Let this be a lesson to you: never use IE!)
I insert Firefox into the new vending machine.
Once upon a time there was a piece of paper. There was also a blue pencil sitting beside it. Unfortunately, the blue pencil had not been used for a long time so the tip had mutated into a ballpoint pen tip. This made the person who decided to use it for doing weird and sick fantasies even more...
God cannot die, so I simply come back as if dawmail333 merely knocked me out, and cause an earthquake which shakes Smith6612 off the hill, now it's mine.