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Sandshrew

3/10 for not stating the obvious

Oblivion (my favorite game of all times)

The vending machine integrates then to the system, and starts annoyingly flashing. I insert a horn.

Why didn't you see that I misspelled weather and really wanted to type "whether"?

While you are too busy philosophizing, I sneak from the back and push you off the hill. My hill now.

I ban DefecTalisman for seeing this one coming.

Still dreaming. My hill.

some fish

And then you wake up in a boat. The Hill is My Hill.

You get a memory stick micro. I insert freeware security software.

You get instructions on how to kill yourself. I insert The Simpsons family.

I kill you for that

Again, it is the wrong hill you claimed, and you fall of a cliff. The real hill is my hill.

Your you's are too stupid and greedy and kill you, themselves, and anything living on the hill, including themselves. I put fire on all the dead bodies and claim the hill.

The machine's health degrades - you get blood. I insert useless commercials.

Right, I guess one of the common posters of this thread.

Wrong. I guess someone who isn't a threat to the forums.

But I'm not even there; I didn't say "my hill" in the previous post; it's another guy you kill. After shooting the other person, you turn your head around to see me pointing you with a gun. I shoot you, and you fall to the grave (count:4 ppl) My hill now.

I don't get it. I have always installed Microsoft's updates as soon as they go out on windows update, and never had a problem. Why should there be an issue now? My hardware is perfectly supported, and I don't install crap stuff in there. Besides, Vista's shadow copies keep at least 20 backups...