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I'm no expert, but I saw a short the other day that was a compilation of Islamic terrorism. There were words scrolling across the bottom of the screen from the Quiran...All talked about slowly and painfully killing all infidels. Pictures from 9-11, subways bombed, killed people, the gang's all here.

YAAY I GOT AN UZI!!!! You get a... uhh... rash. I insert annoying orange.

It's all the Muslims' fault in my opinion. They want to kill all non-muslims. I can't believe you're shocked by this! WAKE UP!!! THIS HAPPENS EVERY DAY!!!

a. What are the Tleilaxu? b. That's dumb. Ninjas won't work as zombies and pirates won't work in space, and neither would be good clones. They would kill each other.

This isn't funny, guys. Innocent people are dying by the truckload while we sit lazily at home and say, "Somebody (else) should do something"! I realize this applies to me as well.

You get a chocolate milkshake (How ever that happened). I insert an M134 Minigun.

You get a branding iron in the shape of the windows logo! YAAAY! I insert a broken gear.

You don't get anything back. The register can't hear you. :/ I insert a plush spongebob.

It blows up from the grenade I put in earlier :( I insert a Bible. (Yes, this is a psychological experiment.)

Nice. 2736 monkeys in a barrel -Uzi Ninja ---------- Post added at 01:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:46 PM ---------- Oh yeah somebody messed up

YOu too man... ---------- Post added at 12:30 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:25 AM ---------- You too... If only there were a way to have peace in the world...

Sweet welcome to x10

You wake up in the hospital and wonder why you tried that. I insert an active grenade and run away.

You get a damaged cornea. I insert a can of mace.

ok no need to cuss bro

Sorry. When you hit a raw nerve, I break your virtual arm. Also, Batman... wait, is Batman a ninja? I never thought of that... ---------- Post added at 09:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:51 PM ---------- Awesome. Love the shamrocks.

olo I mean lol (Russian reversal. love it.)

2725 People wasting their time counting to a million ---------- Post added at 07:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:03 PM ---------- 2724 people can count minus 1 ---------- Post added at 07:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:03 PM ---------- 2726 people count in order

My friend just sent this one: A blonde walks into a store. "I'd like to buy that TV over there." The clerk says, "Sorry, we don't service blondes." The blonde leaves and returns with a red wig on. "I'd like to buy that TV over there." "Sorry, we don't service blondes." "How did you...

Haha. My youth group leader at church told me that one. Lettt meee thinkkk... Three mice go for a picnic in the park. However, just as they find a good spot under a tree, it starts to rain. One of them needed to get the umbrella. They drew straws. The loser went off into the pouring rain...