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I'm talked about everywhere, at any time of the day. People anticipate me all the time, but yet I never come. What am I?

OK, fine no one's interested. Someone else got a riddle?

It looks all right, but seems disjointed. Also, the bar to the left goes down too far. The best viewed in FF2 button also needs anti-aliasing.

1) No index page, directories contain things that don't seem to be related in any way, 2) You used l33t speak in the post. Please please PLEASE don't!

The guy is a dwarf. There is a guy lying dead in a field under the shade of a mountain. He is holding a piece of straw. How did he die? (You can ask me yes/no questions).

They ate one? You didn't answer my riddle.

It sucks! :biggrin: (joking) Actually, that link doesn't want to work for me.

You guys want the error pages for our sites to display your ads? I messed mine up so you'll want to change them back... I'm eagerly waiting for the time we get to make our own error pages just so long as we add the ad code.

I wrap you up in commercial grade plastic wrap so you suffocate to death.

That's wrong. Sorry, I left something out. Please read it again.

You and I must be physically compatible! :biggrin: It's smoke. There are two people in a room, each has a dot on their head. Another person walks into the room, also with a dot on their head. The rules of the game are: 1) The dots are red or green, no other colour. 2) If a person sees two...

Granted, but it crashes under the loads of critics. I wish I had Photoshop for free.

l33t spek rox! Actually, it doesn't. Pretty much all my text messages even are in perfect English (unless I'm running over the word limit). L33t speak should be left where it belongs: text messages.

Paint.Net kicks.

Granted, but it's made of stone so you starve to death. I wish I had working a 22" LCD monitor that can actually show a gradient instead of bands.

Tomorrow? What we caught we threw away; What we didn't catch, we kept.

The surgeon was his mother. The answer was the moon. Two men were playing tennis. They played five sets and each man won three sets. How can this be possible?

The vending machine breaks down. :hahano: I insert a monkey wrench to fix it.

It's not a hard bargain mate. Really not a hard bargain. As scorch said: it cost bigjoe4 20000 credits, why should you get this for 500c? Sure, I wouldn't charge 20000c, because you made a decent portion of it, but even so...

Rats, I'm disappointed. Mind you, it's my first try at these types of things. I'll have to auction the site style off. See my forum shoppe for details (link is the bottom userbar).