You get electrified!
I insert a lube to unjam my fingers ( which works, as you can see because I now have all my fingers free again: http://www.anyone-can-origami.com/basic-origami.html )
Bush was in power for 8 years. Actually, a little less than 8 years because of the whole al gore shenanigan that pushed his inauguration out a tad.
So it's your turn now zener diode.....
You get a blueray disk with nothing on it except several scratches which make it quite unusable for anything more than a coaster.
I insert a wide assortment of portable storage.