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I kill Smith6612 with my son's dirty diaper. (I know I thought I'd die)

You get tenor at a local college. I insert a nuclear warhead.

Granted, but Obama taxes it and you are left with $2. I wish everything was free.

I ban Ajradio in case he has radioactive contamination.

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If you read the passage in my introductory post, that is exactly how it was posted on the website. I copy and pasted. It made no mention of college credit and it stated the hours would be "required". The tuition was added later and the word "required" was taken out. If I was more arrogant...

I have to disagree with the antitrust case. Remember those knife commercials on TV? Not only do you get this extra sharp knife, but you also get this extra gadget. And that's not all, but you also get this gadget as well. But wait, order now and you'll also get another gadget. Do they get...

I didn't believe it, but from his own website (http://change.gov/americaserves/): The Obama Administration will call on Americans to serve in order to meet the nation’s challenges. President-Elect Obama will expand national service programs like AmeriCorps and Peace Corps and will create a new...

I kill alexandgruntz with a wish gone wrong.

Granted. Instead he become dictator for life. I wish I could have sex with 100 all natural (that means they were born women), legal aged but under 30, disease and deformity free, beautiful human women who don't have jealous husband or boyfriends (I think I can live with anything else that...

I ban compwhizii for having too much time to spend banning people.

You get a pile of crumbs. I insert some lint from my pocket.

99930 green bottles sittng on a wall 99930 green bottles sittng on a wall And if 1 green bottle was to accidently fall There'd be 99929 green bottles sitting on the wall

507 is already higher than I woud count on my own.

I'm glad McAfee was brought up. I know it's virus protection, but if I don't pay the service fee, it does me no good right? Because it doesn't have the latest updates? This program has been driving me nuts. It acts like malware in that it keeps nagging me to update. I would get really...

Granted, but the opposition party bogs the elections down fighting over dimpled and hanging chads resulting in even worse chaos and voter fraud in the next election and tarnishing the image of your democracy for years to come. I wish Barack Obama was a conservative.

10 F-22s Air Force or Navy

twig>>stick

bigtree -> oaktree

497 servings of your favorite desert.