Ok, I am clocsing this thread at the end of the day my time 20h00(GMT+2).
I will then run a pole (you wont find it so dont even try looking for it) and leave this running for 2 days. The winner will be anounced just after I close that pole.
The prize is a 1000c (as I got a lot more inspiration than I could of hoped for).
How about:
Defect Manager (you manage "defective" accounts.)
Defect Account (dunno, just a variation)
Defe¢t A¢¢ount/Manager (yes, "A¢¢ount/Manager. Not one or the other.)