A Mathematicians's Love Letter

[dhruv227]

omial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever
loving,
Pythagoras
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[Sharky]

"Two plus two
equals my love for you. "

Plus, which buttons below am I supposed to share with?

 

[alcramer]

This doesn't do a lot for me, probably because I'm taking it too seriously (I'm old, and at this stage in my life about all I believe in anymore is mathematics & love). But I did like the line "You are as essential to me as an element to a set". That's an interesting idea, both as regards math & love.

 

[iana02]

This is real. Here is my (bad) translation of a letter written by Marie Curie to her daughter and son-in-law (who were also scientists).

"I think of your little Hélène and I make wishes for her happiness. It's so moving to see this little being evolving and expecting everything from you without limits, and who waits for you to prevent her from any suffering. One day she will learn that you aren't so powerful...

I hope the little girl has the warm blanket for her car as we had agreed on. I'm doing better, but I still have a little bit of fever.

The expression x. dP/dx is tangent to the curb P = log function, because x. dP/dx = dP / d . log e x.

It would be a good thing to add a note about it if possible.

I am kissing the three of you."



(Sorry about the mathematical equation, it's not possible to write them accurately here, but you get the point).