Answer Box

[Zdroyd]

Because the Apple freeks have them brain washed.

Why did Apple name themself "Apple"?

 

[alexandgruntz]

Because they ate apples.

Why is it my brother's birthday today?

 

[ShadowmasterX]

because he felt that he was mature enough to be born that day

why am in this thread

 

[Zangetsu]

becoase you like to play games

why does time fly ?

 

[anirtak143]

because time has nice aerodynamics...

why do i love myself?

 

[alexandgruntz]

Because you're gay. (jk)

Why do old computers run so much slower than new ones?

 

[ShadowmasterX]

Because the fatter it is, the slower it is

Why are humans dumb

 

[cased]

It's a mass conspiracy. A secret society put something in the water that retards brain growth and makes us mindlessly follow any idiot who can come up with a nifty sologan, but doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Where did the saying "doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground" come from?

 

[alexandgruntz]

It was literal.

Where is Timbuktu?

 

[ichwar]

Timuktu is where it is.

What came first, the chicken? or the egg?

 

[cased]

The egg came first. It's evolution. over a period of millions of years reptiles begand evolving into birds, but still could not fly. One day a group of flightless non-chicken birds were cut off from the rest of their flock and trapped in a land of mass transit. Roads as far as the eye could see. In order to adapt, the birds evolved into chickens so they could cross the roads to get to the other side.

Why can you say "moron" on television, but not on radio?

 

[ichwar]

That's question requires an intricate answer: "It has to do with the fact that a Television has a screen while a radio doesn't. Also, a radio is one piece, while a tv is usually more. Now, how does this relate to your question? This is just the beginning. The resulting reason is to advanced for me to explain here."

There. Did that (not) answer your question?

Now,
In a world with out walls and fences, do you really need Windows and Gates?