Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer!

[Flashgear]

by being getting banned



How do the Australians manage to stand upside down on the earth with feet up and head down?

Because they wear iron boots

what does :lockd: + :thefinger =?

 

[gateway]

To explore answers

right?
Edit:
What does a poor African eat?

I am not really sure but i think you can figure it out

 

[manzoor]

Answer:

worms and insects

Question:

is Santa Claus gay?

 

[fugiwara]

maybe... he like kids...lolz

Q> why the heck am i posting here? wahahaha

 

[DefecTalisman]

A > Because this could be considered spam?

Q > Is this spamming?

 

[eboyer]

A: Only if it flops like a fish out of water.

Q: Is password a good password?

 

[Flashgear]

A: Only if it flops like a fish out of water.

Q: Is password a good password?

Only if its easy to hack.

If i painted my bungalow red, what color did i paint the stairs?

 

[eboyer]

A: the same question has your eyes

Q: Should i pull a push door?

 

[Swiblet]

If you want to pull hard enough to steal it, yes. Someone on Ebay will buy it.

If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a chicken?

~~Ben

 

[t2t2t]

If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a chicken?

Not only that, but also 10 pies with cream on it & a group of bed wetters.

Ok so a guy walks into bar that is crowded and he got really really drunk. After he went home he got even more drunk and fell asleep. While sleeping the drunkness levels didn't go away and he was drunk whole morning. In day he got kidnapped by aliens who came from planet Õ221, which was non-existing planet by studies in 1994. Then he suddenly woke up and walked into bar that is crowded and he got really really drunk. After he went home he got even more drunk................
How big is chance he got into bar fight on 523rd day?

 

[swirly]

1 in 523rd chance.

what is a thought? an electrical impulse?

 

[alexandgruntz]

A thought is a thought.

What am I? :biggrin:

 

[Swiblet]

A guy that likes to state the obvious.

What is the purpose of existence, aside from existing or any variation of that word?

~~Ben

 

[t2t2t]

What is the purpose of existence, aside from existing or any variation of that word?

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If 2 long questions are put together into a questionzilla, will the Bedwetters win MTV EMA's new sounds of Europe award? (I know its cheesy, but please, vote for them (max 10 votes 10 minutes))

 

[DefecTalisman]

No, cause they didnt drink thier coffee.

How much wood did a wood chuck, chuck?

 

[Swiblet]

As much as a woodchuck chucked if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Why do you smell like hot dogs?

~~Ben

 

[arsonistx]

because i bathe in hotdog water.

what would a ninja say in this situation?

 

[DefecTalisman]

oh no, ya...

Whats in the beholders eye ?

 

[Swiblet]

The dart I threw into it.

Do you know the muffin man?

~~Ben

 

[eboyer]

That depends is he related to the Elphant man?

why is mag in the work magazine?