That would depend entirely on what you mean by "football" wouldn't it? There are a number of different games that claim the name (Association, Union/Rugby, Australian Rules, American, Canadian), and while Arsenal may rock in their own way, they'd likely be individually and collectively beheaded on a Ozzie Rules pitch or flattened into fertilizer on an NFL field. By the same token, I have my doubts about a roster of 20-stone American Armored Rugby giants' fitness for 90 minutes of running about and jumping for headers.
Now, drunken darts at the blind man's pub -- that's a man's game.