Corrupt A Wish Season 2

[gluxon]

Wish Granted, but then it was boring.

I wish I had a....

 

[Mr. DOS]

You are granted a magical flying ellipsis that follows you around and punctuates verbal communication for you. Unfortunately, being a little over-zealous, it punctuates everything you say. (Most other forms of punctuation are currently out-of-stock after the Boxing Day sale. Try back in a few weeks!)

I wish I had a Latitude E6400.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it won't play Crysis.

I wish that I had lots of money.

 

[gluxon]

I wish you didn't. (That corrupts your wish, gives me a wish)

 

[mattura]

You get your wish, but a huge anvil falls from the sky on your head and kills you.

I wish for a bad day

 

[Mr. DOS]

You spend the entire day in fear waiting for the unknown bad to happen, but in the end, nothing goes wrong except for you having needlessly wasted hours of the day in a state of paranoia.

I wish my PSP's web browser was more efficient.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, more efficient at crashing.

I wish that the Homebrew Channel was easier to install.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but it gives you cancer.

I wish that I didn't have to go to work

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you get no money.

I wish that the page I have in another tab would load.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but this tab crashes...

I wish that I had more wishes

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, you get another half of a wish.

I wish that I had enough money for Windows 7.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but you buy a pirate copy and it doesn't work.

I wish my new computer turned up about now

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, about now = 30 seconds into the future. Oh, and I would never buy/use a pirated copy of Windows.

I wish that piracy didn't exist.

 

[synalpha]

Wish granted, but all legal copies fail to operate, rendering the technological world useless.

I wish that I could speak all languages...

 

[edyel190]

Granted, but you will be mixing english with spanish and polish and you will end speaking spanglish with a polish acent.

I wish that the engineering would be easier.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but what for?

I wish that all motels provided free broadband like the one I'm staying at now.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but it is uselessly slow

I wish for a eureka moment

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but somehow I corrupt it.

I wish that my wish was corrupted.

 

[edyel190]

Granted, but you everyday will be less creative xD

I wish an iBook Air.

 

[synalpha]

Granted, but it snaps in half as you slide it from the packaging, along the screen and keyboard.

I wish that I didn't have to speak Spanglish with a polish accent...lol