Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

[mattura]

Granted, but in order to make this happen, everyone dies

I wish that squirrels gave me their nuts

 

[mattblog]

Granted, But then all the squirrels would die

I wish Steve Jobs would give me apple

 

[mattura]

Granted, but due to iPad technical failures, the company splits in half, and you get the failing half with all the debts

I wish for a wrist watch (say that quickly)

 

[mattblog]

Granted but the watch turns out to be an alien. Like in transformers 1 and 2 wih Megan fox...//whisle... Anyways, it's kill you, the end

I wish i had more chocolate chip cookies... And a very expensive drnk

 

[ye7758]

granted but your internet get cut off in one hour

 

[mattblog]

granted but your internet get cut off in one hour

Now you have to make a wish.

 

[Kinight40]

Now you have to make a wish.

You wished for him to make a wish

Granted, but you will lose your hands and never get them replaced 30 seconds after he makes his wish. Dum de dum...

I wish for $100,000 so I can go to x10 PAID and get a VPS from x10

 

[mattblog]

granted but then the excellant support and great features gives you a heart attack because their so amazing!
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MattBlog: Shutup
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I wish for a glass of water on this summer night, well when i get it, it will be day so yah

 

[Kinight40]

Wish?

 

[mattura]

granted, but Kinight40 randomly posts in between

I wish for a delicious ice cream

 

[dazzsser]

You get you delicious ice cream but after you eat it you get diabetes.

I wish for $8+< --- ===+
++ (Bomb)

 

[DeadBattery]

Granted, but it blows up in your face.

I wish for a penny.

 

[verfone]

Granted, but it is in a currency you cannot spend.

I wish for a laptop.

 

[mattura]

Granted, but it is from 1994.

I wish for a kip

 

[krofunk]

Granted, but you will never wake up.

I wish for nicer shoes.

 

[dazzsser]

You get nicer shoes, but they have dog poo on the bottom!
I wish for more b/w

 

[mattura]

granted, but there are more users who eat it all up.

I wish for another three wishes

 

[krofunk]

granted but at the cost of three body parts...you choose which ones

I wish for more irn-bru

 

[mattura]

(I'd choose three hairs...from my back!)

Granted, but as you increase your irn bru intake, you get overhydrated and swell up like a balloon

I wish for my shirts to be magically ironed

 

[krofunk]

granted, but they will only magically iron while you wear them (ouch)

I wish I could stop driving lessons <.<