Forum game <King of the hill>

[Shadow121]

i beat you with an old dead hard drive then claim the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

I beat Shadow121 Super Smash Bros. Style with a baseball bat. I claim the hill.

 

[Shadow121]

i magically claim the hill again

 

[Smith6612]

I Ctrl + Z and reclaim the hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I download a Windows PowerToy called Windows Hill Claim, I use that to get the hill, permanently, from Smith6612.

 

[zapperpost]

function claimTheHill('alexandgruntz',force = TRUE);

 

[Shadow121]

You PHP Crashes and i replace it with my own

function ReClaimHill($name, $reason){
if($name != 'Shadow121'){
die("Phail!");
}else{
die("Shadow121 - $reason");
}
}

 

[zapperpost]

Your PHP is not allowed by your current PHP Configuration. I use Advanced PHP Configuration! HA!

function claimTheHillV2('Shadow121','Force: All','To: zapperpost','Result:'.$text);
if($text == FALSE)
exit('Failed to claim the hill. Please run [URL="http://deltik.co.cc/Deltik/ffddcc.html"]FFDDCC.HTML[/URL] to try [URL="http://deltik.co.cc/Deltik/ffddcc.html"]Firefox Download Day Certificate Creator[/URL]');

 

[Smith6612]

PHP crashes out on the server, so your PHP doesn't process anymore. I use a cron job to erase zapperpost's account on every creation and claim the hill.

 

[zapperpost]

I switch to a different webhost (not naming names here), and rerun my PHP. THen I CLaIm thE hIlL!

 

[Smith6612]

Since the hill resides at this webhost, your attempt to get the hill fails as it is firewalled. I claim the hill still.

 

[zapperpost]

BitDefender detected virus:
Win32:Smith6612.HWS.worm

And removed you.

I claim the hill!

 

[Smith6612]

My Virus/Trojan regenerates infinitely, crashing BitDefender, and then crashing your computer. I claim the hill now while you boot back up.

 

[zapperpost]

I boot back up, and push you off the hill with a well known virus:
NetSky.AP [Wrm]
I claim the hill!

 

[Smith6612]

I reformat and claim the hill again.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I claim another hill.

 

[zapperpost]

I push you off and claim the hill!

 

[Smith6612]

I push you off with a stick and claim the hill.

 

[zapperpost]

I push you off with that "banhammer" in your signature and claim the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

I push you off with the perma-ban hammer and claim the hill.