Forum game <King of the hill>

[masshuu]

i enter another code that was hidden away and it ejects you from the mountian.

edit:
took me a minute to read that, my leet skils are rusty:

im leet hacker and king of the hill

 

[medphoenix]

The person has been ejected from the mountain is not me, but my clone. I entered the hill with my clone. Your code has mis-calculated the clone as the original person.
While my clone was ejected, you happily saw it on sky. I sprayed sticky paint on your face - You are now under my custody: I'm the king again!


("Please correct my English mistakes")

 

[Smith6612]

The sticky paint wears off and I take out the ban hammer and send you to planet Xorb. Now I rule the hill.

 

[Jacob Kid Mania Creator]

Do you have no guards?

 

[Smith6612]

I don't need guards. All I need is my secret weapon

 

[Jacob Kid Mania Creator]

I destroy your secret weapon, and take over the hill

 

[Smith6612]

Nu uh, my weapon is indestructable, undivideable, unbeatable, and unmovable by any force but itself, and it works perfectly fine no matter which way it flips.

T3h B4nz0r!!!!!!

I use the banzor to remove you from the hill, and then I claim the hill.

 

[masshuu]

i throw a porn mag at the bottom of the hill and take it when you go grab the mag.

 

[Dan]

I freeze time, walk straight past supermatthew's guards and shoot him. So one moment he is alive, the next he is dead and I am king of the hill...

 

[masshuu]

my ghost possess you and makes you run off the hill, and my dead body gets up and takes the hill

 

[pgames]

I use necromancy and move supermatthew's body back down the hill and make him stay there to guard from other intruders. I sit on top of the hill and watch supermatthew kill everything that gets near. I use the dead bodies to make an army of the dead! MUHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[Zdroyd]

I shine a flashlight through the wall of diamonds creating a prismatic effect superheating the hill until the occupant is forced to flee or die, then claim the hill. After creating a fortress 200 meters underneath the hill, I surround the hill with poisonous snakes, amphibians, and a moat of komodo dragons. Retreating under the hill, I adopt the name Mr. Underhill, and seal the entrance with plastique explosives.

You did not stop me... (That was not my post) So Technicaly I am still on the Hill.

This was my post:

IDDGQ!

You all just got owned!

King, Am I!



IDDQG is God mode for DOOM, and there is only one way to turn it off! (In the original Doom)
If you tell me the mode that turns it off I will give you credits!

 

[Dan]

pgames, your army of the dead cannot survive in water and I lure them into the ocean where they stay forever. I then gather my own army of creatures that cannot be harmed by any man and then destroy you and take the hill. I post my monsters that cannot be harmed by any man and post them around the hill...

 

[Smith6612]

I divide your monsters by zero, making them implode, and then I divde you by zero and I claim the hill.

Hey, you never said I couldn't use math

 

[medphoenix]

I divide your monsters by zero, making them implode, and then I divde you by zero and I claim the hill.

Hey, you never said I couldn't use math

You divided it by zero, but In ordinary arithmetic method. So the expression has no meaning. Those monsters and Dannad50 won't be the dividend more.
I divide them by zero (both +0 and -0) by using Binary Floating-Point Arithmetic (IEEE 754). Result : The all people including you are being terminated.
I have destroyed the hill into small pieces. Now the hill not exist. I moved to another mountain and constructed a huge barrier made-up with Robots.
I'm the first king for the new hill!

N.B. No more division by Zero story !!!!!(lol)

 

[pgames]

The moutain u chose was mount everest... It was too high and too cold and you freeze to death. Without a master to control the robots, the robots do nothing and they soon freeze and become unusable.

I decide to make a new hill from lots and lots of sand. I'm the sand king!

 

[alexandgruntz]

I'm God, so I create a tornado to blow your hill away, then create an earthquake to make a new hill, now I claim it :biggrin:

 

[masshuu]

i walk up and push you off

(why are you all getting so complicated)

 

[Dan]

Then I come up, kick you off like a football. Build strong defences all around and then I'm King...

 

[masshuu]

i step over your lego fort and kick you off.